A man and his wife in court getting a divorce.
The problem was who should get custody of
the child.
The wife jumped up and said: ‘Your Honor. I
brought the child into the world with pain an
labor, Child should be in my custody."
The judge turns to the husband and says:
What do you have to say in your defense?
The man sat for a while contemplating then
slowly rose.
"Your Honor. If I put a dollar in a vending
machine and a Pepsi comes out.. Whose Pepsi
is it? the machine’s or mine?