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Re: What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by Nobody: 1:22pm On Aug 05, 2013 |
Re: What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by asanchez(m): 1:25pm On Aug 05, 2013 |
dis one is strong..."eleyi gidi ghan"{in helenpaul voice}..poo kor poo poo ni... |
Re: What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by PENMIGHT(m): 1:29pm On Aug 05, 2013 |
@Clit, Leave religion out of this! Pls! |
Re: What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by danthamccoy(m): 1:29pm On Aug 05, 2013 |
'Oh you fine girl looking nice and fine/ shey you know you sh*t smells just as bad as mine' |
Re: What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by executinal(m): 1:31pm On Aug 05, 2013 |
Poop |
Re: What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by Odunharry(m): 1:36pm On Aug 05, 2013 |
hmm,whch person shyt 4 ds thread make cme pack am o....i go call mukina2 o. Which 1 be green and brown poop,if dm say yellow poop na abnrmal,nobody normal b dat o |
Re: What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by Phonon: 1:42pm On Aug 05, 2013 |
I wonder if the President poos?What does he think about while on that seat? Does he flush himself? What does the Presidential toilet look like? Does it have the Nigerian Coat of Arms on the seat? Is there a Special Assistant on Latrine Affairs? Too many questions and no answers................. |
Re: What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by Pdizzle(m): 1:48pm On Aug 05, 2013 |
shi.tty matters |
Re: What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by Excelboi(m): 1:56pm On Aug 05, 2013 |
bushwailo: Disgusting !Wetin? As if you no dey shit. |
Re: What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by mariong(m): 2:08pm On Aug 05, 2013 |
Damn! Cant believe they forgot to include one; the WHITE poo. This one is an exclusive poop and is quite scarce, that's what i poop most of the time. You'll marvel at the sight unlike all these black, brown, green, hmmm (blocks nose). I know some will be wondering how? To produce white poop simply eat coconut (plenty of it) and ehhh.. Cant reveal all the secret but coconut is part of the "recipe." |
Re: What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by Lilimax(f): 2:25pm On Aug 05, 2013 |
@ op- seems you are into Shit business? @ op- seems you are into Shit business? |
Re: What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by Mrshroud: 2:26pm On Aug 05, 2013 |
The shit thread. |
Re: What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by Beync(f): 2:38pm On Aug 05, 2013 |
Op, no visual aids to facilitate learning U bad teacher |
Re: What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by 360command: 2:54pm On Aug 05, 2013 |
whenever i poop or fart, it smells like pineapple.I do not eat pineapple, I just do not know why it smells like pineapple. |
Re: What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by Acecube(m): 3:05pm On Aug 05, 2013 |
alpha conde: I used to think rich and white pple don't poo, now I know bettermehn you must be from 7000 BC In fact I blame GEJ |
Re: What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by Acecube(m): 3:11pm On Aug 05, 2013 |
Phonon: I wonder if the President poos?What does he think about while on that seat? Does he flush himself?GEJ will soon set up a 30-man committee to look into his ''shit '' {his shit get colour riot}..... Lol |
Re: What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by nrdgeek: 3:12pm On Aug 05, 2013 |
Shitty shitty bang bang! |
Re: What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by BB013(m): 3:17pm On Aug 05, 2013 |
@OP u saying cos my poo smells means am sick.. come to think of it if ur poo no smell how do u know u eating healthy.. Sometimes my poo re so thick that tears comes down my eye wen doing my thing.. dat is a proof that thck nd pass out thick poo. Nd the thing dey smell oh! **farts** |
Re: What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by hakku: 3:46pm On Aug 05, 2013 |
educative nd funi. bwahahahaha |
Re: What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by Jiteshell(f): 5:01pm On Aug 05, 2013 |
realsammie: He dat shit & run away live 2 shit another day CocoLoca:hahahaha. Funny but interesting thread |
Re: What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by ladeski: 5:37pm On Aug 05, 2013 |
SHITT HAPPENS |
Re: What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by rodeo0070(m): 5:49pm On Aug 05, 2013 |
B_B013: @OP u saying cos my poo smells means am sick.. come to think of it if ur poo no smell how do u know u eating healthy..If your poo is so thick that it brings tears to your eyes, then I think you need to increase you water intake so as to aid digestion and facilitate smooth passage. My guess is your poo takes longer time to go down the drain...LOL |
Re: What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by eyenCalabar(m): 6:06pm On Aug 05, 2013 |
TYPES OF POO POO 1) Ghost poo: The kind of poo when you feel there’s poo coming out, but no poo in the toilet. 2) Clean poo: You kak it out, see the poo in the toilet but nothing on the tissue. 3) Wet poo: After wiping plenty times you still feel unwiped. 4) Second wave poo: You’re done kaking, pull up your pants, then realise you need to kak some more. 5) Pop a vein on the forehead poo: You strain so much to get it out, you feel like you are having a stroke. 6) Gassy poo: So noisy everyone within earshot is giggling. 7) Drinkers poo: It leaves the most noticable skid marks at the bottom of the toilet. The I wish I could kak poo: You wanna kak but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times and nothing came. 9) Wet cheek poo: It drops so fast it splashes on your butt cheeks. 10) The dangling poo: The one that refuses to leave the ass, you have to shake it off. 11) Oh shit poo: The type you are in the middle of dropping big one and you forgot to lock the toilet and someone you have been forming for entered without knocking and the poo disappeared. 12) Surprise poo: This gives no signal, you’re about to fart but BAAMMM! its poo!! Wait until this happen to you in a public place you’ll know the importance of early morning poo. 1 Like |
Re: What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by DiplomaticG(m): 6:24pm On Aug 05, 2013 |
bushwailo: Disgusting !it's ur 'poo' dat's been talked abt remember.. Or u dn't poo?? |
Re: What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by otunba9ja: 6:25pm On Aug 05, 2013 |
ekwerendi: pls how can I post to d front page...I mean an article to d front page...tnx bring d papers 2 d punch news paper office in kogi state b4 12noon 2moro and ask for the nairaland officer |
Re: What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by vb0mb(m): 6:51pm On Aug 05, 2013 |
eyenCalabar: TYPES OF POO POO This analysis is far better than the op's own. |
Re: What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by Olateef(m): 7:52pm On Aug 05, 2013 |
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Re: What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by whitemosquito(f): 9:12pm On Aug 05, 2013 |
Eww. This thread is attracting all the disgusting ppl on Nl. Wasup my colleagues! |
Re: What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by optimusprime2(m): 9:38pm On Aug 05, 2013 |
Loling... @ Shitty Analysis... |
Re: What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by optimusprime2(m): 9:46pm On Aug 05, 2013 |
360command: whenever i poop or fart, it smells like pineapple.I do not eat pineapple, I just do not know why it smells like pineapple.awww aint that sweet... You must be a pineapple flavored candya** lol |
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