Billyonaire: Wizkid has made more money than Lagbaja will ever make. I guess Lagbaja's music is not selling that he has time to nag online.

a Mumu will Lose all sense of patriotism and think everything is all about money, while neglecting all the other affairs and chase after other vanity,
after all, Fela too didnt care about the Nation, he ignored the rulers and chased after money instead of 'Nagging'
After all, It's Nigeria's problem, not Mine!! Mumu!!

Waiting for the mother of mumu's to come out say there is another deranged fellow on the Lose, jst Like she said to the Professor, for speaking the truth

but the truth to her is not the truth, since she decides what the truth is,after all . . The truth is what she says it is
as if the Nation was discovered and groomed for her

hmm,mumus!! . . *continues eating cassava bread*

[quote
author=zonaking]This man must be the father of Mumu land! If your
environs is percieved as mumu kingdom,pls count Nigeria out of it. Your
type is the reason why the contry remain its sorry state! Sabo! Your
only telling us the problem has affected amechi without seeing the other
side of Amechi. Infact this president is the most kindest presdo Nig
will ever produce! Mark my word. If we were to reverse power between GEJ
and Amechi,I wonder wia GEJ wud ve been Now! You only saw a new mace
but what become of said new mace is unknown to you-mumu! Amechi dt
suspended local govt, chairmen becus they attend his function some
minutes behind schedule.I neither support Amachi nor GEJ buh wat am
saying is "if you don't like bitter leaf soup don't serve it to others
as a must take soup"[/quote]


Ur own mumurity no get equal! walahi

Yes ooo it only takes a mumu to recongnize anoda mumu

I concur with lagbaja 100%

Its a mumudom. Or in Fela's word. Crase-world.

I particularly like how he hammered on RELIGION. Most God fearing people in the world are the people from the mumudom, God can not be mocked with this mumu..

Lagbaja, you have spoken well sir. More grease and more power to your elbow.

ayobase: Unbiased true talk Coming from Omo baba Mukomuko.

"...kila wa se, se bi ejo awa faye gbo.......e ba fi yen le...e je a jaye ori nibi........"

The death of Fela dey pain sha.
The trio of Fela representing the father, Femi the son, and Lagbaja the Holy Spirit would have meant a lot to Nigeria Democrazy!


FRONT PAGE MATERIAL MODs!

Do we have to add a religious twist to everything? Even Lagbaja criticizes religion in this excellent write up.

Billyonaire: Wizkid has made more money than Lagbaja will ever make. I guess Lagbaja's music is not selling that he has time to nag online.

if anyone had told me you could be this daft i wouldnt hav believed it even though most of ur posts point in that direction. It's a damn shame.

Abeeegi,E nor concern me...meanwyl,I still dey observe..suffering n smiling...we will all pay.

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Billyonaire: Wizkid has made more money than Lagbaja will ever make. I guess Lagbaja's music is not selling that he has time to nag online.

zonaking: This man must be the father of Mumu land! If your environs is percieved as mumu kingdom,pls count Nigeria out of it. Your type is the reason why the contry remain its sorry state! Sabo! Your only telling us the problem has affected amechi without seeing the other side of Amechi. Infact this president is the most kindest presdo Nig will ever produce! Mark my word. If we were to reverse power between GEJ and Amechi,I wonder wia GEJ wud ve been Now! You only saw a new mace but what become of said new mace is unknown to you-mumu! Amechi dt suspended local govt, chairmen becus they attend his function some minutes behind schedule.I neither support Amachi nor GEJ buh wat am saying is "if you don't like bitter leaf soup don't serve it to others as a must take soup"

Why e dey pain you like this now?

Billyonaire: Wizkid has made more money than Lagbaja will ever make. I guess Lagbaja's music is not selling that he has time to nag online.

lagbaja has something wizkid can never and will never have-a legendary status. this is the time for wizkid and soon his time will pass,people like lagbaja remain more relevant after they have left the scene.they become even bigger after they pass away from this world

Billyonaire: Wizkid has made more money than Lagbaja will ever make. I guess Lagbaja's music is not selling that he has time to nag online.

You are truly ignorant

Next thing you will say is dbanj make more money than fela and MI more money than KSA

bibina:

you are even a bigger MUMU........... all these because Jonathan is the president, wait until Tinubu becomes the president

And you are a retard

zonaking: This man must be the father of Mumu land! If your environs is percieved as mumu kingdom,pls count Nigeria out of it. Your type is the reason why the contry remain its sorry state! Sabo! Your only telling us the problem has affected amechi without seeing the other side of Amechi. Infact this president is the most kindest presdo Nig will ever produce! Mark my word. If we were to reverse power between GEJ and Amechi,I wonder wia GEJ wud ve been Now! You only saw a new mace but what become of said new mace is unknown to you-mumu! Amechi dt suspended local govt, chairmen becus they attend his function some minutes behind schedule.I neither support Amachi nor GEJ buh wat am saying is "if you don't like bitter leaf soup don't serve it to others as a must take soup"

Hmmm....Your type is the reason ahy the country remain in such a sorry state.You not only fall my hand but make my heart fall to my belly....I am speechless.

Too bad, the overpowering force of Mumu has permanently stifled and suppressed the mumus in mumuland and we all might probably die as MUMU. I dey cry for all the citizenry of MUMUland.

In mumudom, where somebody will be born in a state and still be refered to as settler, mumu. In a country where A state governor endorsed ethnic profiling, mumu.a country dat practice democracy and imposed marketrader, mumu. A country in which resource allocation is based on population, mumu. A country in which the senators and house of representative are on full time salary, mumu

bibina:

you are even a bigger MUMU........... all these because Jonathan is the president, wait until Tinubu becomes the president

You are a real mumu for reading tribal sentiment to this thought provoking piece by lagbaja. Must everything be tribalised.
Do you know that if everybody reason like you, even your beloved GEJ would not have been president with the votes of SS and SE alone? He is there because some people of class that are above ethnic sentiment voted for him. I put it to you that the only reason some1 like you is chanting GEJ's name is because he is from ND and not for patriotism.
Soyinka and Bakare some of you tags as devil today were at the fore front of fighting for justice and common sense when this same GEJ was played out in the wake of YarAdua's illness. That would not be their first time of doing such as they were at the fore front of criticizing OBJ during his regime in line with the same principle. Now when they criticizing the high-handedness of Aso Rock under the leadership of GEJ along that same line of reasoning,they became tribalist.
MUMUDOM in deed

Men, I felt like crying while reading this very nice article. Lagbaja is 100% on point.

I agree on all he have said before i forgot, i also need to return back to work as i need to earn #3000 for UK Visa

We go see later for evening for joint.

judexnweke: Nobody is mumu in Nigeria pls mind your words   lagbaja nd co

There are mumus in Nigeria. Those that don't speak whenever something wrong is done are mumu.

;D46) Mumu watch too much nollywood n believe killing someone for money ritual will bring them money in the middle of the night keep waiting lmfao.

In the land of mumu,mumu will only think the that paper (money) is everything...Mumu in mumudom

Billyonaire: Wizkid has made more money than Lagbaja will ever make. I guess Lagbaja's music is not selling that he has time to nag online.

homesteady: Let us continue the write-up
46) In the land of mumu, where citizens are deported in their own country
47) In the land of mumu, where one man imposes his family members on a whole state
48) To be continued

49) in the land of mumu, where people refused to develop their own land and claimed to have helped developed another man's land.
50) land of mumu, where some ppeople might be better off if ssomeone can actually imposed his family on their state.

demelza:
Not everyone is a mumu, there are some of us who couldnt resist such a well-written article especially as it has no link with Tonto Dike.

For ur mind nw because u don quote me, u go tink say u no b mumu.

Billyonaire: Wizkid has made more money than Lagbaja will ever make. I guess Lagbaja's music is not selling that he has time to nag online.

Dude. Please pass me that kpoli meen...that **ish must be ultra potent!

Kudoz to Lagbaja

At last, The return of Conc non partisan Yabis

Billyonaire: Wizkid has made more money than Lagbaja will ever make. I guess Lagbaja's music is not selling that he has time to nag online.

Online billionaire, shame on you.

True,A people deserve the leadership they get.
some mumus still came to this forum supporting Jonathan's wife-saying Amaechi has no respect...lol
Bleep respect-Nigerians tell these legislooters and senators/Governors to stop stealing,they are supposed to be our servants.
some mumus will also come here defending one Governor or another cos of tribal or religious sentiments.Nigerians politicians are all in one boat,we need to chastise them all-they are all criminals.wake up mumus.

ajasa4link:

Lagbaja is a citizen,he is pained by the level of corruption-as a conscious person he can not keep quiet.fools like you are a disgrace to this country.you are an idiot except your family member is benefitting from the massive corruption going on in Nigeria.
Only in Nigeria will people disturb themselves with "i pass my number generator" and think they are enjoying while the government suppose to provide light.indeed Naija is full of mumus.
only in a land of mumu will people defend criminals,some even hosted a party for Ibori recently.

talk2valen: Dear Okey Ndibe: Thank you for sounding the alarm in a way that should make us reflect deeper. Mumu is not a condition I proudly proclaim. It was with a heavy heart that I came to this shocking realization that we are indeed a country of mumus. Harsh as it might sound, no other explanation would suffice. It is apparent that the "leaders" know that they would always get away with whatever incredible schemes they concoct because, amongst other reasons,

(a) the mumu people they "lead" are no different from their mumu "leaders" in character

(b) the mumu people are gullible, superstitious and naive

(c) there are no consequences for criminal acts if you belong to the right group

(d) these mumus never demand accountability from their "leaders"

(e) the mumus expect their rulers to loot or would otherwise consider them foolish

Apologies for the seeming overgeneralization but the vast majority runs with this mumu mindset.

There is a limit to how much one can squeeze into a song before sounding less music than sermon. Please permit me to expatiate using your perimeter of "recent events in the past week or two".

For simplicity I would use a numbered list to analyze and highlight a few seemingly disparate but absurd mumurity examples and indicators.

1. 5 members trying to impeach a governor would make you think there are probably only 6 or 7 members of the House of Assembly. According to the assembly's website there are 31 members. For mumus, 5 out 31 constitutes a majority.

2. In the land of mumus you can make your own mace and confer it with automatic authority, elect a "new Speaker" and swear him in.

3. No single hospital in Nigeria to entrust the unfortunately injured member with. He had to be flown to the UK.

4. Flown abroad ... likely on tax payers' account

5. Treated ... likely on tax payers' account

6. Visited by officials... likely on tax payers' account (business or first class tickets?)

7. Nyesom Wike the Minister of State who led the visit was until recently the Governor's (Amaechi's) Chief of Staff. He was allegedly nominated for the Ministerial position by Governor Amaechi. 

8. Shouldn't the mumus wonder how Nyesom Wike as Minister of State for Education found the time for this all important trip while abandoning his post in spite of the raging crisis in his ministry with the Academic staff union of Nigerian universities currently on strike? Well the mumu staff and students can rot in hell I guess.

9. Madam Patience would probably have "visited" too, if not for the noise such would generate. So for now, the victim suffers alone.

10. The erstwhile pontificating police boss of the State could not find the patient's prominent attacker for over a week.

11. Madam Patience having first denied any involvement in the crisis while verbally attacking Soyinka, eventually owns up "pouring out her grievances".

12. She owns up to a group of visiting Bishops who came on a peace making mission to find a lasting solution to the crisis in their region. Religion is always an easy scapegoat and tool of deception in mumudom.

13. Why would you even think that the Bishops would go back empty handed? Any "transport fare/thank-you-for-coming", if received, would have likely been financed on tax payers' account.

14. And why are we ranting about "tax payers"? Why are the tax payers not furious over the incessant misappropriation and misapplication of their hard earned contributions? The answer lies in the question... Aside from PAYE, how many are compliant in mumudom?

15. First a set of 5 Governors and 3 Deputy Governors (representing their respective Governors), left their duty posts for a solidarity visit with the embattled Governor of Rivers State... of course to the detriment of tax payers. (a) They were not on leave, but left urgent work and duties behind for the "emergency" solidarity visit. (b) Flight to and fro Port Harcourt of course likely on tax payers' account.

16. They were closely followed by a second set of 4 commiserating sympathetic Governors. Of course, again likely on tax payers' account.

17. Madam Patience's grievance, as she divulged to the visiting Bishops, started when Governor Amaechi refused to be governed by her, as he would not listen to her veiled orders on how to govern the State... which incidentally is her primary territory being her State of origin. Mumus have no problem with that, fully being in harmony with her as she sings as first lady in Abuja while simultaneously dancing in absentia as Permanent Secretary in Bayelsa and conducting the orchestra in home state, Rivers.

18. Madam ends her confession to the Bishops by saying that Amaechi is her son as she is obviously the mother of everyone in mumudom. The question all mumus should ask is, "Would a good mother promote the demise of her child?"

19. Where was her outraged sense of motherhood when Senators were busy voting to turn mumudom into a Nation of pedophiliacs at the expense of her innocent "daughters"?

20. Where was her outraged sense of "mother of the Nation" when the video of 5 gang rapists went viral. Has she used that "mother of the Nation" power to find the culprits? Not a priority in mumudom.

21. Where was her outraged "motherhood of mumudom" when 46 school children were murdered in Yobe? Indeed the whole Nation of mumus have just gone on with their more important mumu lives like nothing happened.

22. Which brings us to the insane mumurity that gives the "leaders" confidence to try pranks such as the attempt at crafting the under age marriage law, knowing that with the mumus... "nothing go happen"

23. In the land of mumus, the rulers know they can always throw in the religious card, so Senator Yerima leads the child slavery onslaught with the religious chant.

24. While all this was going on, 79 year old OPC founder, Dr. Fasheun was, in his own description, "delivering" Mustapha to Kano.

25. Soon after, Gumsu Sani Abacha had the courage to rant on social media about her proud heritage... because with the mumus who his father savagely ruled over... nothing go happen.

26. Gumsu even called Soyinka who was a victim of her beloved dad's misrule, "Mad empty Professor" ... because in mumudom, "nothing go happen".

27. Final scores... Jang 13, Amaechi 19, but in the land of mumus Mathematics has a different interpretation for 13 is greater than 19. Even the President of the mumus ratifies that.

28. By the way, both Governors Jang and Amaechi are from the same imploding political party.

29. Jang says he is old enough to be Amaechi's father... a common escape route that is often quickly bought by the mumu populace. Old enough to be the President's pawn and to upturn justice might be more like it. Only possible when you know for sure that your people are mumus... Nothing go happen.

30. The Governor is supposed to be the chief security officer of his State, but apparently in mumudom, his Police Commissioner is his boss. 

31. The Governor's security staff could be so easily withdrawn because nothing is institutionalized in a Nation of mumus. The loyalty of the security personnel is not based on the constitution but on personal or maternal affiliations. The mumus keep watching because "it does not concern me o"... "Big men and women are fighting". Same way the injustice of the Nation's attorney general's assassination does not concern them.

32. Most reports in the Nigerian media kept referring to the self appointed Speaker as if he were truly the substantive Speaker. A mere use of "self-acclaimed" would have been logical, but they were already calling him the Speaker because... ignorance? inducement? resignation to the belief that the 5 vs 26 Assembly coup was already a done deal?

33. While all this drama unfolded, Nigeria, like the proverbial head-burying ostrich felt it had the moral right to insist on democratic processes in Egypt.

34. Sahara Reporters had screamed about the underhand conspiracy to proclaim Mustapha "not guilty". Mumus simply went about their daily mumurity unperturbed because "it doesn't concern them". And when it happened as predicted... no problem. Mumus continue dem jolly as if nothing happened.

35. Meanwhile, Daniel and his political supporters carried their politics into the house of God at Rueben Abati's mother's funeral service... simply because there is no true reverence for God. Religion is a safe hiding cave. The mumus in the congregation would never protest such sacrilege because... "it is not strange" as the houses of God are now also political grounds. Obasanjo built one in Abeokuta. Jonathan got one built in Otuoke.

36. Meanwhile, some other mumus were again busy putting the Nation to international shame. In unprecedented match fixing fiascos, Police Machine beat Bubayaro 67-0 while Plateau United Feeders beat Akurba FC 79-0. Just in case you are confused, the game was soccer, not basketball.

37. The matches were to determine which one of the two tied teams would be promoted into... wait for this... just the 3rd division of the Nigerian soccer league. How many goals would they have to orchestrate when they want promotion to the 1st division?

38. Interesting to note that one of the teams involved in these shows of shame, the Police Machine, represents the Police Force. Now who would investigate this scandal?

39. Mumus involved in the conspiracy had to include players... team management... referees and other match officials... spectators That is quite a large mumu cooperative.

40. Since four teams were involved, multiply the number of conspirators by 4 (except match officials and spectators which should be multiplied by "only" 2). Hence, the scam was done in the open. It was a confident public show of shame. No... two confident simultaneous scams. No problem as corruption is everywhere.

41. Before the matches, Police Machine and Plateau United were level on points, goal difference and goals scored, and each was playing its final match which would determine which team would get elevated into the 3rd division league. Plateau United scored 72 of its 79 goals in the second half, thereby averaging more than one goal per minute. This would necessarily include the time needed to celebrate each goal, retrieve the ball, bring it back to the center, wait for the referee's whistle before kicking off again.... after each goal. 72 times. Or did they just write the preferred figures as we typically do on election day?

42. Is it not curious that neither of the two losing teams could manage a single consolation goal? What else are we if not mumus?

43. Then there was the innocent man who was freed by the high court in Owerri after having been unjustly incarcerated for seven years, "awaiting trial". No compensation... nobody held accountable for his ordeal. He insisted on being taken back to the prison as that was his only guaranty of a roof over his head and a daily meal. It was merely a "small thing" in the daily bizarre news as mumus went about their daily mumurity with their typical mentality of "e no concern me".

44. Remember that this is mostly a snippet of the past two weeks or so. But there is more... 20 year old Chijioke Nwankor allegedly rapes a 9 year old pupil to death in Calabar. Reportedly in his own words, he asked her to bend down in the uncompleted building because it was too dirty to lie down as the place was being used as a public toilet. That is mumudom parlance for faeces shamelessly defecated all over the ground. Could the defecation be by aliens from outer space?

45. Well... thankfully, there is always a little ray of sunlight sneaking through the dark jungle. A Briton who was kidnapped by an armed gang shortly after arrival in Lagos, has been released.

...All in just the past two weeks or so in mumudom.

Excuse me, I have to return to work. I need to earn £3000 for my British visa. Wait a minute, did I tell you I am still a Commonwealth citizen?

 

Lágbájá


http://saharareporters.com/article/lagbaja-responds-okey-ndibe-%E2%80%9Cmumudom%E2%80%9D

A new constitution for Nigeria that assures every region and community their territorial resource and law control will minimise all these problems. I KNOW THAT THIS lAGBAJA WILL OPPOSE RESOURCE CONTROL, WHICH IS THE ONLY REASON HE IS A SELF-CONFESSED MUMU.

ajasa4link:

you are a big fool,what has wizkid money got to do with Lagbaja.its about consciousness,as a citizen of a country only docile fools keep quiet when their collective wealth is being stolen.
how old re u?

waoh, nice piece, he said it all. Very 'mumuligent'.

Brilliant writing. I am impressed.