Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,194,187 members, 7,953,675 topics. Date: Thursday, 19 September 2024 at 10:33 PM

Can You Imagine - Jokes Etc - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / Can You Imagine (1001 Views)

Can You Imagine / Can You Imagine! / Can You Imagine This? (2) (3) (4)

(1) (Reply) (Go Down)

Can You Imagine by realsammie(m): 9:07pm On Aug 09, 2013
A man walks into a bar and orders a
double,
obviously upset. "What's the matter,
buddy ?" asks
the bartender. "It's a long story. I met this
beautiful
woman who invited me back home. We
stripped
off our clothes and jumped into bed and
were just
about to make love when her goddamned
husband
came in the front door. So I had to jump
out of the
bedroom window and hang from the edge
by my
fingernails without any clothes on!'' ''Gee,
that's
tough!'' commiserated the bartender.
''Right, but
that's not what really got me aggravated.
When her
husband came into the room, he wanted to
have
sex with her -- but he had to piss first. And
the lazy
son of a bitch pissed out the window right
onto my
head!" ''Yeech! No wonder you're in a
lousy mood."
''Yeah, but I haven't told you what really
really
made me mad. Next, I had to listen to them
grunting and groaning and when they
finished the
husband tossed his condom out the
window. And
where does it land ? On my goddamned
forehead!''
''Damn, that really is a drag!'' ''Oh, I'm not
finished!
See, what really pissed me off was when
the
husband had to take a dump. Turns out
that their
toilet was broken, so he stuck his ass out
of the
window and let loose right on my head!''
''That
would sure mess up my day." ''Yeah, yeah,
yeah,
but do you know what REALLY REALLY REALLY
pissed me off ? When I looked down and
saw that
my feet were only SIX inches off the
ground!''
Re: Can You Imagine by valicious1(m): 9:43pm On Aug 09, 2013
6/10
Re: Can You Imagine by horlabiyi(m): 9:48pm On Aug 09, 2013
RIP To Your LMAO
Re: Can You Imagine by Pdizzle(m): 12:01am On Aug 10, 2013
9ce one
Re: Can You Imagine by bunmioguns(m): 12:02am On Aug 10, 2013
grin grin

(1) (Reply)

Dog Owner Meets Pastor Chris Okotie / Photo: Meet Davido’s Super Sexy, Ghanaian Ex-girlfriend, Nish Kards / Accident Kills 6 (graphic Photos)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 9
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.