A man walks into a bar and orders a
double,
obviously upset. "What's the matter,
buddy ?" asks
the bartender. "It's a long story. I met this
beautiful
woman who invited me back home. We
stripped
off our clothes and jumped into bed and
were just
about to make love when her goddamned
husband
came in the front door. So I had to jump
out of the
bedroom window and hang from the edge
by my
fingernails without any clothes on!'' ''Gee,
that's
tough!'' commiserated the bartender.
''Right, but
that's not what really got me aggravated.
When her
husband came into the room, he wanted to
have
sex with her -- but he had to piss first. And
the lazy
son of a bitch pissed out the window right
onto my
head!" ''Yeech! No wonder you're in a
lousy mood."
''Yeah, but I haven't told you what really
really
made me mad. Next, I had to listen to them
grunting and groaning and when they
finished the
husband tossed his condom out the
window. And
where does it land ? On my goddamned
forehead!''
''Damn, that really is a drag!'' ''Oh, I'm not
finished!
See, what really pissed me off was when
the
husband had to take a dump. Turns out
that their
toilet was broken, so he stuck his ass out
of the
window and let loose right on my head!''
''That
would sure mess up my day." ''Yeah, yeah,
yeah,
but do you know what REALLY REALLY REALLY
pissed me off ? When I looked down and
saw that
my feet were only SIX inches off the
ground!''

6/10

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