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Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by misspetite(f): 5:15pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
Diving guide Dave Marcel had been taking tourists out on Elbow Reef off Key Largo, Florida for years - allowing them to interact with the reef's wildlife including the 300-pound nurse shark. These sharks are not usually aggressive, and love being petted. Marcel would prove their harmlessness by kissing the sharks, and then allowing the tourists to do the same. Until the day one of the sharks bit back. The shark bite was caught on camera and aired on Discovery Channel as a part of this year's 'Shark Week.' Marcel's key mistake that day was flipping the shark upside down before planting a smooch - something he hadn't done before. Marcel didn't realize that since the shark's eyes are on top of it's head, it wouldn't see him and would assume he was being fed fish. Instead of passively receiving the peck, the shark bit down with all 500 of it's razor-sharp teeth. Lesson of the bite: don't kiss a shark Spider-Man style. Once the shark realized it was eating human flesh and not fish meat, it lost interest and swam off. 'He spit me out. I guess he said I didn't taste good,' Marcel told the Discovery Channel. Discovery Channel's Jeff Kurr also pointed out to the Huffington Post that while these sharks are docile, their anatomy is rigged to do major damage. He said nurse sharks can suck a conch right out of it's shell. Luckily for Marcel, the bite didn't leave his face deformed. But it still required 285 stitches. He compared the painful bite to a firecracker going off in his mouth. Marcel, not about to let a shark bite get him down, was out in the water again three days later. 'You can not be a wild animal handler without having the expectation that you will be bitten,' Marcel said. 'It's a part of the job.' http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2388207/Why-attempt-kiss-shark--harmless-nurse-shark.html http://misspetitenigeria..com/2013/08/man-gets-bitten-on-lips-by-shark-after.html 1 Like |
Re: Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by Nobody: 7:45pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
Bwahahahahahahahah! Ntooooohr! That is exactly what happens when you kiss somebody or something that does not like you. 3 Likes |
Re: Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by omanifrank(m): 7:50pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
so bad......imagine |
Re: Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by pheyikemi: 7:57pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
oyinbo pple and their mumuness 2 Likes |
Re: Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by NoContract(m): 8:12pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
16 Likes |
Re: Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by slimdiggi: 8:46pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
Mehnnnnnnnnnnn! How loony can u get? Lucky all it did was bite ur lip 1 Like |
Re: Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by 3ace(m): 8:51pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
Afojudi awon oyinbo yi ti poju sha. How can you be kissing a shark. Oluya la je iye o ju. See hin lips like pesin wey Tyson give upper cut. 5 Likes |
Re: Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by Chinwem(f): 8:52pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
Smh 1 Like |
Re: Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by IAMBREEZY: 9:07pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
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Re: Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by Harmvirus(f): 9:09pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
Hahahaha..na only bite? The shark pitu the man.. E for chop the lips join..#french kiss thns...oyibo ppl sef |
Re: Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by Kslib(m): 9:20pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
The shark didnt bite him,it just frenchkissed him!! See as the man mouth con sharp pass the shark own sef... 1 Like |
Re: Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by ednut1(m): 9:22pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
Idiotic morons 1 Like |
Re: Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by Nobody: 10:05pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
This must be the dullest shark alive...small wonder it's in captivity! 2 Likes |
Re: Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by nickz(m): 10:29pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
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Re: Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by free2ryhme: 10:56pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
he kissed too long 1 Like |
Re: Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by Nobody: 10:59pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
These so called wildlifers need to tone it down a bit, we can't all be Tarzan 2 Likes |
Re: Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by Mamacita007(f): 11:02pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
lloooolll serves him right |
Re: Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by manny4life(m): 11:02pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
The shark made a mistake, his head should have gone... nama... |
Re: Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by abujalapdog(m): 11:02pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
Could this be the best topic for more than good 500 new topics? |
Re: Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by Mystiqme: 11:04pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
Ode |
Re: Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by ebamma(m): 11:04pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
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Re: Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by samuelkaykay(m): 11:05pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
So many women are like sharks,you get bitten when you try to kiss them. 1 Like |
Re: Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by picoba(m): 11:08pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
manny4life: The shark made a mistake, his head should have gone... nama...Boko Haram |
Re: Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by homesteady(m): 11:09pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
Next time the shark will remove your whole mouth plus your tongue |
Re: Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by Nobody: 11:09pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
Waat!! Jokes section abeg..... |
Re: Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by imperiouxx(m): 11:10pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
Wat da f! 2 Likes
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Re: Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by Nobody: 11:10pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
Not interested |
Re: Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by Lagusta(m): 11:11pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
5 Likes
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Re: Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by firestar(f): 11:11pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
Headline: Man kisses a man-eater. |
Re: Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by anthoniosp(m): 11:11pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
simple d shark toght it was a runs babe bt after kissing he shouted gay and took to its heels 1 Like |
Re: Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by OGHENE316(m): 11:12pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
d shark notice dat d man did nt pet hm veri wel n d man is nt a gud kisser |
Re: Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by Nobody: 11:13pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
Whites & their fearless adventures. |
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