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Its Like A Joke But Its True!! by McMastiff(m): 5:25pm On Aug 12, 2013
ABRAHAM LINCOLN was elected to congress in 1846 while JOHN.F.KENNEDY was elected to congress in 1946.
ABRAHAM LINCOLN was elected president in 1860 while JOHN.F.KENNEDY was elected president in 1960.
Both names,LINCOLN and KENNEDY each contain 7 LETTERS.
Both were particularly concerned with CIVIL RIGHTS.
Both were shot in the HEAD.
LINCOLN's secretary was named KENNEDY while KENNEDY's secretary was named LINCOLN.
Both were assassinated by SOUTHERNERS and succeeded by SOUTHERNERS.
Both successors were named JOHNSON.
Andrew Johnson who succeeded LINCOLN was born in 1808 while Lyndon Johnson who succeeded KENNEDY was born in 1908.
Both assassins were known by their 3 NAMES.
Booth who assassinated ABRAHAM LINCOLN ran from the THEATRE and was caught in a WHAREHOUSE while Oswald who assassinated JOHN.F.KENNEDY ran from the WAREHOUSE and was caught in a THEATRE.
Booth and Oswald were both assassinated before their TRIALS!!
Re: Its Like A Joke But Its True!! by fasho01(m): 5:49pm On Aug 12, 2013
True grin

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