Tips on how to survive an encounter with anaconda in a deep forest

first,make sure you have a knife when going into the woods.

First let me tell you a little bit about this monster snake! It is a member of the boa family, and is pound for pound, the largest snake in the world. Its cousin, the reticulated python, can reach slightly greater lengths, but the enormous girth of the anaconda makes italmost twice as heavy. They are comparable to the size of a school bus!
They are a non-venomous constrictors(if they bite you they won’t infected your blood with poison, they will just bite through to your liver).

Their main way to kill is by coiling their muscular bodies around its prey and squeezing until you it has asphyxiated (It will crush its lungs so it can no longer breathe).dont forget it is 30ft long and weigh 550lbs.

It is then ready to eat its prey. This process may take sometime. It starts by stetching it’s huge jaws open , it can do this because they have stretchy ligaments which allows it to open it’sjaws really big , and it will start to devour its prey(including humans) whole, slowly taking it in inch by inch making sure to enjoy every last bit of it. If by chance the anaconda is in a hurry for some reason, or you trick the snake into believing your already dead, the snake will eat you alive, Hmm.. I don’t know what sounds better being strangled to death or being swallowed alive? The good thing is once they’ve eaten a big meal they can months without food!

Now to the tips,
if you encouter it

1.Do not run.The snake is faster than you are.
2. Lie flat on the ground, put your arms tight against your sides and your legs tight againsteach other.
3. Tuck your chin in. (We are going to take the playing dead approach, this will hopefully prevent the snake from squeeze the breath right out of you, which seems less painful).
4. The snake will being to nudge and climb over your body. (All 550 lbs if your back needs cracked this will surly do it)
5. Whatever you do..DO NOT PANIC!!!
6. The snake will begin to swallow your feet first.
7. You must lie perfectly still. This will take a long time.
8. Did I mention..DO NOT PANIC!!!
9. When the snake has reached your knees, reach down, take your knife, slide it into the side of the snake’s mouth between the edge of its mouth and your leg. Quickly rip upward,severing the snake’s head.
10. Be sure you have your knife

coiled from;
http://katieokiedokie./2011/01/16/how-to-survive-an-anaconda-attack/

ok..no problem

Didn't see this move when I watch the movie o... Anyway, your survival technique is noted.