aitoehigie: This church looks empty! Where is everyone? Drops tithe and flees....

u r late na

Tochimas your sermon too long o! Our God is Jehovah sharp sharp, no fall him hand here.

ON to de book of matthew 5 27 wia I wil show u collection of bribe is allowed in the mins3 oya brethren ON
Yes u sista read for us

This is a joke!!!
It doesn't make any sense!!
Trolls are here already and would soon flood the thread

See wetin sister blackgold09(f) dey wear cum church, smh

demelza: Tochimas your sermon too long o! Our God is Jehovah sharp sharp, no fall him hand here.

chimerase2: ON to de book of matthew 5 27 wia I wil show u collection of bribe is allowed in the mins3 oya brethren ON
Yes u sista read for us

*Adjusts Bra*
For God Loves Us

mr.official:


Lol. Please how do we pay tithes?

broda mi drop am tru recharge card as u re led by the spirit

BoboYekini: See wetin sister blackgold09(f) dey wear cum church, smh

sister please what you are wearing is too short, please go back, this is a holy ground and not a disco hall,

BoboYekini: See wetin sister blackgold09(f) dey wear cum church, smh

she de wear BIKINI?

@prem-love, I don't really think the poster meant it as a joke
It is just the people that is deliberately misconstrued it so, there is nothing wrong with having church service or bible study online , remember , where two or more are gathered, not necessarily in a church building

I see a sister here, you just lost your job, but let me tell you, before the end of this week you shall have double job waiting for you.

Richy.:
Oya it is time for sunday school,sisters open your holy book to Psalm 200. after studying this verse, your male boss in your place of work will drive away his wife tomorrow and marry you. if you believe it shout Amen

this is wrong!!!

SimonAndal:
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Is that Seun? Looks like a hot girl!

gay

drstan: this is wrong!!!

what is wrong psalm 200? have you seen it please open it then I will know that it is really wrong

Choristers are singing now
JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL

She was driving last Friday on her way to Cincinnati,
On a Snow White Christmas Eve
Going home to see mama and daddy with the baby in the back seat
Fifty miles to go she was running low, 
On faith and gasoline
It'd been a long hard year
She had a lot on her mind
And she didn't pay at tension
She was going away too fast
Before she knew it she was spinning on a a thin black sheet of glass
She saw both lives flash before her eyes, 
She didn't even have time to cry,
She was so scared
She threw her hands up in the air
Jesus take the wheel,
Take it From my hands
Cause I can't do this own my own, 
I'm letting go, 
Give me one more chance
To save me from this road I'm on,
Jesus take the wheel,
Take it, take it from my hand.

iterator24: gay

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Huh.

Choristers are singing




She was driving last Friday on her way to Cincinnati,
On a Snow White Christmas Eve
Going home to see mama and daddy with the baby in the back seat
Fifty miles to go she was running low, 
On faith and gasoline
It'd been a long hard year
She had a lot on her mind
And she didn't pay at tension
She was going away too fast
Before she knew it she was spinning on a a thin black sheet of glass
She saw both lives flash before her eyes, 
She didn't even have time to cry,
She was so scared
She threw her hands up in the air
Jesus take the wheel,
Take it From my hands
Cause I can't do this own my own, 
I'm letting go, 
Give me one more chance
To save me from this road I'm on,
Jesus take the wheel,
Take it, take it from my hand.

She was driving last Friday on her way to Cincinnati,
On a Snow White Christmas Eve
Going home to see mama and daddy with the baby in the back seat
Fifty miles to go she was running low, 
On faith and gasoline
It'd been a long hard year
She had a lot on her mind
And she didn't pay at tension
She was going away too fast
Before she knew it she was spinning on a a thin black sheet of glass
She saw both lives flash before her eyes, 
She didn't even have time to cry,
She was so scared
She threw her hands up in the air
Jesus take the wheel,
Take it From my hands
Cause I can't do this own my own, 
I'm letting go, 
Give me one more chance
To save me from this road I'm on,
Jesus take the wheel,
Take it, take it from my hand.

Gboliwe:
You should stay behind after service. You need councelling and maybe, deliverance

Gribimbo lalapopo kijekije grabbins(speaking in tongue).
I already delivered all d evil spirits in you. The spirit that always make you to follow all underage girls in church. I destroy them all!

chimerase2: SOMEBODY TELL UR NEBO UR FADA.

chimerase ma nebo,ur fada.. Abeg everybody hug 50 gals nw and tell her u love her,then turn left and slap 20 boys and tell him u ar welcum. Make d ministry move to d permanent site, hallaluah

demelza:
*Adjusts Bra*
For God Loves Us

werrey

prem love: insult to christianity can u try dis with muslim

Don't mind them. God is watching them...

PRAYER FOR TODAY

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL FOR THIS GENERATION

Tobetoe: chimerase ma nebo,ur fada.. Abeg everybody hug 50 gals nw and tell her u love her,then turn left and slap 20 boys and tell him u ar welcum. Make d ministry move to d permanent site, hallaluah

[quote
author=Richy.]I guess I have to attend the third service
because I do not want to sit at the back. please when is the third
service starting [/quote]

By 11:30 pm. Come n u wl b blessed!

Richy.:
Oya it is time for sunday school,sisters open your holy book to Psalm 200. after studying this verse, your male boss in your place of work will drive away his wife tomorrow and marry you. if you believe it shout Amen

WTF!

Food for thought

When will you invite Jesus to take the wheel like this woman in Carrie underwood song? Tomorrow might be too late, remember you might not have second chance like she did