SEX IS THE THERMOMETER OF MARRIAGE:

1. Twice a day = Honey marriage

2. Once a day = Happy marriage

3. Once in two days = working marriage

4. Once a week = pressured marriage

5. Twice a month = quarrels and stormy marriage

6. Once a month = co-existing marriage

7. Once in three months = special, disharmony and unfaithful marriage

8. Once in six months = separation and breaking marriage

9. Once a year = unfaithful and benediction marriage

Check your thermometer, make adjustment and a pressure free marriage is possible.

Your marriage will succeed in Jesus name, Amen

Yeah RRRRRIGHT!!!
According to FFK!

The reason 'GOD' made WHOR-E houses aka CHURCHES!

10. once a decade = widowed/er marriage aka dead

and buried marriage.

God let this not be our portion. AMENNNN

Four times every night
Then one more at the crack of dawn for good measure...........academic marriage, PhD in bedmatics