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A New Element Added 2 The Periodic Table by drstan(m): 11:56am On Aug 21, 2013
Name : Ladies
symbol : La
Atomic weight : vary by size
physical properties : boil at anytime, can freeze at anytime , melts if handled with love and care, very bitter if not handle with care.

Chemical properties : very reactive, highly unstable, posses strong affinity for Gold, jewelries, clothes, and other precious agent like BB, cars, etc.

Occurerance. Occure naturally in nature and mostly found in front of mirror with artificial impurities like nails, eye shadow, etc.
scientist are still working on some of it chemical, physical properties and it occurerance, if they are accepted they will be included, here.

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