Chelsea's attempt to hijack a
Tottenham transfer target has
resulted in the Blues accidentally
agreeing a £30m deal to sign
will.i.am.

The Blues inadvertantly signed the
spinny chair reality TV pop star,
rather than original target Willian,
after a mix-up with paperwork while
attempting to secure the signature
of Anzhi Makhachkala's Brazilian
playmaker.
"Jose Mourinho was desperate to
sign Willian to get one over his old
assistant AVB," an r'n'b Chelsea
insider told us. "Unfortunately, the
Special One spelled his name wrong
on the fax and ended up buying a
pretentious pop star who wears
stupid glasses. Still, he'll probably
be better than Fernando Torres or
Demba Ba ."
will.i.am's shock transfer is
understood to have immediately
upset several established members
of the Chelsea first team. Blues left-
back Ashley Cole is reportedly
unhappy about the new arrival's
close relationship with his ex-wife,
Cheryl, while captain John Terry is
said to feel undermined in his role
by will.i.am's ability to foster
relations with a team-mate's former
missus.
DISCLAIMER: Like the name
will.i.am, this story is a load of
made up nonsense.
source- www.talksport.com/magazine/features/2012-01-28/talksport-spoof-chelsea-sensationally-sign-william-instead-willian-after-contract-error