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| Re: My Naughty Diary by Nobody: 6:52pm On Oct 24, 2013 |
fresh breath for 2015
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| Re: My Naughty Diary by Nobody: 6:58pm On Oct 24, 2013 |
still inquisitive abt dis
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| Re: My Naughty Diary by Nobody: 1:27am On Oct 26, 2013 |
Following..they are really 9ce. Kip them coming 1 Like |
| Re: My Naughty Diary by Nobody: 1:43am On Oct 26, 2013 |
if ur gf is crazy abt u, pray she doesn't get well. If u notice she is getting well , just know dt anoda guy is treating her. 1 Like |
| Re: My Naughty Diary by Nobody: 1:48am On Oct 26, 2013 |
wen Nigerians becomes wealthy, they shop abroad, school abroad, goes to hospital abroad , but wen they die, they re been buried in Nigeria. [size=15pt]Is Nigeria a cemetery[/size] 2 Likes |
| Re: My Naughty Diary by Nobody: 1:52am On Oct 26, 2013 |
don't feel too proud. If u have bread, remember someone owns a bakery. Life na ga ga ga |
| Re: My Naughty Diary by Nobody: 1:53am On Oct 26, 2013 |
d real sign of end time
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| Re: My Naughty Diary by Nobody: 1:57am On Oct 26, 2013 |
every man wants to marry a decent girl. Who will marry d ones u spoilt? 1 Like |
| Re: My Naughty Diary by Mamacita007(f): 2:11am On Oct 26, 2013 |
ighoosagie: every man wants to marry a decent girl. Who will marry d ones u spoilt? men want to but they end up marrying the spoilt ones. Like my sis would say, good girls finish last. kim k is engaged while good girls are all over US waiting for mr right llooooll 2 Likes |
| Re: My Naughty Diary by Nobody: 6:01pm On Oct 26, 2013 |
if Manchester United defensive line up is in charge of heaven gate, we all would Mk heaven. |
| Re: My Naughty Diary by Nobody: 1:21pm On Oct 30, 2013 |
exaggeration is wen d first lady calls govt amechi my son, mind u ;she is 55yrs and amechi is 48yrs. Did she marry sen yerima at age 7? 1 Like |
| Re: My Naughty Diary by Nobody: 4:40am On Oct 31, 2013 |
: 9ja Girls be lyk... I am in bed thinking of whom to marry... I love SHOLA, but FEMI is mature...abi make I just close my eyes marry LANRE. |
| Re: My Naughty Diary by Nobody: 4:51am On Oct 31, 2013 |
Twitter started operations in 2007 and arsenal last won a trophy in 2005.Dat means no arsenal fan has ever tweeted about winning a trophy |
| Re: My Naughty Diary by Nobody: 8:17pm On Nov 01, 2013 |
My pastor said, papa said, G.O said, rev father said, mummy in d lord said. What has happened to what d word of God said? |
| Re: My Naughty Diary by Nobody: 7:36pm On Nov 03, 2013 |
nija babes b like, honey u no eclipse doesn't occur too often, so what re u buying me for eclipse celebrations.  |
| Re: My Naughty Diary by Nobody: 6:35am On Nov 07, 2013 |
dat awkward moment is wen u breakup with ur babe during winter. Na congeal go finish u |
| Re: My Naughty Diary by Nobody: 10:43pm On Nov 07, 2013 |
: Kayswitch ft Dbanj - Caro • SauceKid ft Davido - Caro • LKT ft Kaha -Caro • Wizkid ft LA.X - Caro • Please who is this Caro? |
| Re: My Naughty Diary by Lilamartedi(f): 6:44am On Nov 08, 2013 |
ighoosagie: : Kayswitch ft Dbanj - Caro • SauceKid ft Davido - Caro • LKT ft Kaha -Caro • Wizkid ft LA.X - Caro • Please who is this Caro?I think she's a hoe  |
| Re: My Naughty Diary by Nobody: 7:06am On Nov 09, 2013 |
if a pastor raise a prayer point that everyone holding back ur money shud die by fire. Please and abeg don't obey , becos if someone die for u 2 get back ur money, it becomes blood money Abeg Mk dem enemies live jor, becos HE wud prepare a table b4 me in d presence of my enemies, for dem to clean up the dishes wen u re done eating. |
| Re: My Naughty Diary by Mamacita007(f): 7:08am On Nov 09, 2013 |
ighoosagie: : Kayswitch ft Dbanj - Caro • SauceKid ft Davido - Caro • LKT ft Kaha -Caro • Wizkid ft LA.X - Caro • Please who is this Caro? Hahahaha u forgot awilo sang carolina ? 1 Like |
| Re: My Naughty Diary by Nobody: 9:26pm On Nov 10, 2013 |
funny truth. A relationship built on lie don't last, while a relationship built on truth don't start |
| Re: My Naughty Diary by nipeks001(m): 5:44am On Nov 11, 2013 |
ighoosagie: nija babes b like, honey u no eclipse doesn't occur too often, so what re u buying me for eclipse celebrations.haha,lol.I present to your highness this joke as a token appreciation for your creative jokes. A fat man saw an advertisement "Lose 5kg in a week". He called & said I would like to join... Lady: Ok! Be ready tomorrow at 6am. Next morning, he gets to the office and he was taken to a room. He opens the door & finds a hot babe with shoes, underpants & shirt saying, "If u catch me u can sleep with me!" & the girl starts running. The Man starts running but couldn't catch her. So, during the whole week exercise, he tried to catch her but couldn't & lost 5kg. He then asks for the 10kg program. Next morning at 6am, he opens the door & saw even hotter babe in bikini saying if u catch me u can sleep wit me. He lost 10kg that week. So, he thought this program is awesome! He requested a 25kg program. The lady said "are you sure? Its really tough!!" "Why not" said d man. The Next day at 6am he opens the door expecting to see a nude babe but finds a nude MAD MAN saying, "If I catch u, I will sleep with u!!" That week, the man lost 40kg........! |
| Re: My Naughty Diary by nipeks001(m): 5:44am On Nov 11, 2013 |
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| Re: My Naughty Diary by Nobody: 4:18pm On May 31, 2019 |
Radiant style!!  |
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