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| My Naughty Diary by Nobody: 4:15pm On Aug 24, 2013 |
I'm too pretty, he's not handsome, he's not rich, I'm polished,I'm too sexy, he can't maintain me..Dat's how aunty MARIAN clocked 50yrs today. Happy birthday aunty Marian |
| Re: My Naughty Diary by Nobody: 4:20pm On Aug 24, 2013 |
She said she is studying at Birmingham University, UK . she came home because of the ASUU strike. 4 Likes |
| Re: My Naughty Diary by Nobody: 4:33pm On Aug 24, 2013 |
emeka my friend said "God if na ground nut go delay my garri, no worry I go chop am lik dat. I replied him: God ll not only add ground nut 2 ur garri, bt gives u various options , lik beans, or performing a miracle with it by turning it in2 eba with cow tail, n even bring toton dikeh 2 eat it with u. wit pictures 2 prove it on Nairaland front page |
| Re: My Naughty Diary by Nobody: 4:58pm On Aug 24, 2013 |
F. 1 Like
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| Re: My Naughty Diary by MrBenSun: 11:18pm On Aug 25, 2013 |
now..this is OUR e-diary***i welcome myself |
| Re: My Naughty Diary by Mamacita007(f): 1:19am On Aug 26, 2013 |
ighoosagie: She said she is studying at Birmingham University, UK . she came home because of the ASUU strike. lllooooooooll |
| Re: My Naughty Diary by Nobody: 5:42am On Aug 26, 2013 |
life is short, bt taller than Akin & Paw Paw |
| Re: My Naughty Diary by Nobody: 8:35pm On Aug 29, 2013 |
HOW TO PROPOSE TO A LADY THE AKPORS WAY... First thing to do is hire a helicopter, invite her for a ride (we all know that no girl will reject a helicopter ride). Immediately you are in the sky, bring out the engagement ring and propose to her by saying .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. "Marry me or get out of my helicopter" No girl can ever say no to that.. Try it and see. 1 Like |
| Re: My Naughty Diary by Nobody: 2:01pm On Sep 06, 2013 |
9ja chicks Have a Way of asking if a guy has a GF...... like "I Don't want ur GF 2 cum n break my head ooO I dont want trouble ooO"Y then dudes b like GF ke!  we broke up 2yrs ago 1 Like |
| Re: My Naughty Diary by Nobody: 10:48pm On Sep 06, 2013 |
Nigerians can Boast of anything! Imagine this guy boasting of a toothbrush he has been using since 2003! Ki lo de 1 Like |
| Re: My Naughty Diary by Tawakkul: 12:06am On Sep 07, 2013 |
ighoosagie: HOW TO PROPOSE TO A LADY THE AKPORS WAY...  ighoosagie: HOW TO PROPOSE TO A LADY THE AKPORS WAY... |
| Re: My Naughty Diary by Mamacita007(f): 7:47pm On Sep 07, 2013 |
ighoosagie: 9ja chicks Have a Way of asking if a guy has a GF...... like "I Don't want ur GF 2 cum n break my head ooO I dont want trouble ooO"Y then dudes b like GF ke! lloooooll very true |
| Re: My Naughty Diary by Nobody: 11:18pm On Sep 07, 2013 |
irony of life. Girlz goes 2 church 2 look 4 husbands, While Boys goes 2 look 4 girlfriends 1 Like |
| Re: My Naughty Diary by Nobody: 8:32pm On Sep 10, 2013 |
ighoosagie: She said she is studying at Birmingham University, UK . she came home because of the ASUU strike. |
| Re: My Naughty Diary by justplainpaul(m): 4:37am On Sep 11, 2013 |
Akpor`s teacher asked him. ``Akpors what is 2 raise to power 5? Akpors answers. ``How 2 go raise power 5? them be mate? |
| Re: My Naughty Diary by Nobody: 3:58pm On Sep 11, 2013 |
imagine the Government orders guy to register their GF b4 2014, u wen 2 register ur GF, then d the machine indicates dat d person u ar registering is already registered & 10 guys also atempted to register her b4 u came. Talk truth watin u go do? |
| Re: My Naughty Diary by Nobody: 4:16pm On Sep 11, 2013 |
U fix eyelashes lyk a toothbrush,tatoo ur body lyk vita foam designs,wear earings dat luks lyk handcuff nd u want a God fearing man?God sef dey fear u 1 Like |
| Re: My Naughty Diary by pappy4real(m): 6:43pm On Sep 11, 2013 |
nice jokes |
| Re: My Naughty Diary by Nobody: 7:59pm On Sep 11, 2013 |
birthday tinx loading..... beach tinx loading......UK tinx loading...... Wen is ur marriage tinx loading...? |
| Re: My Naughty Diary by Nobody: 3:53pm On Sep 12, 2013 |
some babe b lik, I came out 1st class during my sch days, meanwhile all d BLOCKs u did can build 4 flat, Nd all d RUNs u did is faster dan usen bolt |
| Re: My Naughty Diary by Nobody: 11:12pm On Sep 14, 2013 |
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| Re: My Naughty Diary by Nobody: 6:04pm On Oct 01, 2013 |
I admire people's love for nigeria. I gave up when the fish in titus was reduced to two |
| Re: My Naughty Diary by Nobody: 6:05pm On Oct 01, 2013 |
jobless Nigeria graduate be like
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| Re: My Naughty Diary by Nobody: 3:47am On Oct 02, 2013 |
SEE the video of what a Nigerian father did to his daughter when he opened her door and found her sleeping naked. You will be in tears. 18+ Click this link ------> www.naijaexposed.wapamp.com/fatherexposed to view it. 18+ Only. |
| Re: My Naughty Diary by Nobody: 5:14pm On Oct 02, 2013 |
Nigeria medical student be like: I study MESSING in the university  1 Like |
| Re: My Naughty Diary by Nobody: 9:07pm On Oct 02, 2013 |
flabbergasted, lake mead closed . No more fishing tinx. Metcheeeew @ d shutdown |
| Re: My Naughty Diary by Nobody: 3:08pm On Oct 03, 2013 |
searching for a perfect girl is like searching for a white girl with tribal marks |
| Re: My Naughty Diary by Nobody: 6:32pm On Oct 24, 2013 |
to whom grinded beans is given moi-moi is expected. M/L: U can get more than ur input. |
| Re: My Naughty Diary by Nobody: 6:39pm On Oct 24, 2013 |
nobody can give me a headache when panadol is 20naira, and nobody can give me a heart break when super glue is 50naira. With 70naira I'm safe 1 Like
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| Re: My Naughty Diary by Nobody: 6:48pm On Oct 24, 2013 |
what 'd do if dis lad is ur child?
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| Re: My Naughty Diary by Nobody: 6:50pm On Oct 24, 2013 |
don't worry my unborn, u ll neva suck a tattooed breast
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| Re: My Naughty Diary by Nobody: 6:52pm On Oct 24, 2013 |
if FG could negotiate with assu in this manner
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