Today, I went to church extremely healthy and now I'm going home with a semi-concusion!

I'm not a big fan of preachers screaming the house down. If your message is compelling enough, you shouldn't have to scream the house down or repeat the same biblical phrases over and over again to get your points across... especially if you have a point. I went to church to be healed and now I'm leaving with a headache!

I'm surprised they didn't make me buy a ticket to attend the church I went to today. It was like one theatrical church show. The choir leader was more interested in selling her new album than leading the choir. The visiting preacher took her time advertising her twitter and Facebook accounts. And then she went on to trying to sell her books during her sermon... She made it clear that she accepts master cards, visa cards, personal checks, cash, you name it... She even brought her own card swipper for you to swipe her card, receive her overpriced book and the Holy Ghost...Then she screamed the same popular biblical phrases for 2 hours while reading her notes and mixing them with nonsensical references in between. I went to church today extremely healthy and now I'm going home with a semi-concusion!

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Very funny

U r always welcome to islam, total piece of mind

Lanrefahm: U r always welcome to islam, total piece of mind

Thank you for the invitation but I'll have to pass on that for now.