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Criteria For Marrying My Daughter by sirbegojay(m): 5:39pm On Aug 26, 2013 |
[b][b]APPLICATION FORM TO MARRYMY DAUGHTER FILL THE FORM IN OWN HAND WRITTING AND INBLOCK LETTERS I _______________hereby apply to marry your daughter sir I am _____ years old Please answer the following questions honestly 1. Do you go to church? Yes/No 2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No 3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No 4. Are you working? Yes/No 5. Do you have a car? Yes/No If your answer to any of the above questions was NO Do not continue. Leave my house and don't look back If all your answers were YES,Then continue 1. In 50 words or more, Describe the disadvantages of cheating in marriage ____________________ ____________________ 2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain how you can give respect to your father in-law-mother in-law 3. Suppose your wife says"Honey I need money for my hair-style at the saloon", what would you answer? ____________________ ____________________ 4. Explain any TEN causes ofdivorce__________________________________ 5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to you? ____________________________________ 6. Do you have both dad and mum? Yes/No If No explain why? 7.Were your parents legally married? Yes/No If YES for how long? If the time of their marriage isless than your age, Explain why you were born out of wedlock 8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME EARLY" As used by women (100 words) 9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man to sleep outside his house 10. In case of divorce, Who do you think is theowner of the kids between father and mother? Answer the following by Yes or No 1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No 2. Do you smoke? Yes/No 3. Are you short-tempered? Yes/No LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT 1. When can you be free for interviews?____________________ 2. When is the best time to interview your dad? ____________________ 3. When can I interview your mum?____________________ 4. When can I interview your church pastor 5. Please stick your passportsize photo below Which will be put in newspaper to check if you have other girlfriends Sign here: ___________ Sign again: __________ Thank you for showing interest in my daughter Your application will be processed in 4years time. You will be acknowledged only if you emerge successful As you are waiting Please don't call me Don't visit me Don't contact my daughter If u do you will be disqualified Leave your details in case I need to ask you more questions Postal Address: ______________________ Email: ______________________ Phone: ______________________ Facebook: ______________________! Thanks Mr Akpors[b][/b] |
Re: Criteria For Marrying My Daughter by adegwurulez(m): 5:48pm On Aug 26, 2013 |
abeg keep ur pikin |
Re: Criteria For Marrying My Daughter by Dubby6(m): 6:27pm On Aug 26, 2013 |
na gal abi na mermaid dem wan marry? |
Re: Criteria For Marrying My Daughter by meerkat(m): 7:30pm On Aug 26, 2013 |
I blame ASUU |
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