Akpos died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, 'Why all the clocks?', St. Peter answered, Those are Lie- Clocks. Everyone who has ever been on earth has a Lie- Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move.
Oh, said akpos. 'Whose clock is that?' 'That's Mother Teresas', replied St.Peter. 'The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.' 'Incredible', said akpos. 'And whose clock is that one? St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved Twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life.'
'Where's our politician's clock?' asked akpos. St Peter replied, they are in the office. We're using them as ceiling fans