*I didn't know where to post this at first, whether in the jokes section or in here.

I can't stop laughing, please laugh with me o abeg!...
This is the awkward Truth About Naija husbands..

There was a group of men gathered at a church conference on how to live in a loving relationship with your wife. The men were asked, "How many of you love your wife ?" All the men raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your wife you loved her ?" Some men answered today, some yesterday, majority didn’t remember. The men were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective wife: I love you, sweetheart...

Then the men were told to exchange phones so one can read the other wife's reply to the love message..

Here are some of the replies:

1. Have you impregnated someone again
2. That was then,not now:
3. You wan borrow money abi??
4. What did you do again, I won’t forgive you this time !!!
5. Meaning??
6. Is that a new song??
7. Am I dreaming?
8. If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today!!!
9. U dis man!! I asked you to stop drinking!!!
10. Abeg na who be this?

You people will not kill somebody with laugh.

11. The Konji don start?

it happens....and most of this is caused because of the lack of ROMANCE in the african culture.....i may not tell her how much i love her,but she feels the love. we also see it as weird to tell a wife you love her. i think it is because of the bossy nature of men in africa

@op, do you want me to laugh?

acidosis™:
@op, do you want me to laugh?

Oga at the top, oya laugh na

Hahahaha.....*falls frm gej's cap*

in wizkid's tweet*those women are perfoming with 'an hangover' as husbands*
Honestly i find it extensively hard to say 'i love u' to any lady i'v spent time with or dated for 2 months...u'd see this('i love u') springing out of my mouth in d first 2 weeks of the r/ship,after this time, na to de tell her 'how far?' on phone .This is emblematic of nigerian men.

koastar:


1. Have you impregnated someone again

hahahaha...na 2face wife,annie macaulay b dis woman.
2

koastar: . That was then,not now:

no hope here, but she is patient and obedient.
3.

koastar: You wan borrow money abi??

ibo woman..hahaha...u cant beat them on this. She must have suffered domestic violence/abuse overtime.
4.

koastar: What did you do again, I won’t forgive you this time !!!

she don taya for her husband's adiction to dem hookers. And she's a nairalander, going by d reaction frm some of our ladies here(on nairaland); u'd be forced 2 believe this is what they go thru in their respective marriage(s). See gbege!
5.

koastar: Meaning??

love doesnt have meaning anymore in her marriage cos her husband is a player. 190 comes to mind here.
6.

koastar: Is that a new song??

this one don listen 2 too much naija love songs. It is only in naija u will see a 'love song' carrying title like a short love letter..'i love u sweetheart'. Lol-menting...
7.

koastar: Am I dreaming?

after 30yrs of marriage, and 13 children, this is da first time she recieved this frm her husband.
8.

koastar: If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today!!!

patience jonathan and turai yaradua comes to mind here. Alpha-women of our time.
9.

koastar: U dis man!! I asked you to stop drinking!!!

xynerise's wife know her husband too wel. Always high on gas and alomo.
10.

koastar: Abeg na who be this?

typical of nigerian market woman. She and her husband no get time for each other. Cud this be eze-promoe's wife?
Nb:my papa never tel my mama 'i love u swtheart' b4, i trust naija man...hahaha.
In pope's voice*who am i to judge?*

O my God..i like this... laugh wan kill me.
lol particularly at 'you wan borrow money abi'.

So hillarious. Lwkmd! It should be in d jokes section i guess, anyway †нªηкs! 4 making me laff

holamiday: O my God..i like this... laugh wan kill me.
lol particularly at 'you wan borrow money abi'.

i nor fit tell u how dis one crack my head*falls from gej's cap*

na only God know how e take create this country and d pple wey dey inside. naija is too fawkin unique.

acidosis™:
@op, do you want me to laugh?

faint pls

I tell ya, I blame ASUU

caseless: i nor fit tell u how dis one crack my head*falls from gej's cap*

na only God know how e take create this country and d pple wey dey inside. naija is too fawkin unique.

Stegomiah: So hillarious. Lwkmd! It should be in d jokes section i guess, anyway †нªηкs! 4 making me laff

U'r welcome!
*This is Nairaland...a forum full of fun

dont8: I tell ya, I blame ASUU

and i thank ur oga at tha office for keeping off nairaland for some days. u too like to de worry 'single and searching' guys like us. madam de look for u.

hope say nor b u receive that reply of 'ku wan borrow money abi?'

koastar:
1. Have you impregnated someone again
4. What did you do again, I won’t forgive you this time !!!
7. Am I dreaming?
8. If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today!!!
10. Abeg na who be this?

Casey you no well

caseless: and i thank ur oga at tha office for keeping off nairaland for some days. u too like to de worry 'single and searching' guys like us. madam de look for u.

hope say nor b u receive that reply of 'ku wan borrow money abi?'

OMG!!! No 8 is the funniest...abeg who be this?
*ROTFLMAO, falls down from a trailer along Benin-Ore road and still laughing hard

@OP, Dem don send you to kill person with laugh.

I don't know whether to say the lack of Romance in typical African marriage has done good or bad to typical Nigerian marriages. Still very funny though.

gr8man: OMG!!! No 8 is the funniest...abeg who be this?
*ROTFLMAO, falls down from a trailer along Benin-Ore road and still laughing hard

I teyu. Caseless, you too cracked me up with your analysis.

Vanneni: I teyu. Caseless, you too cracked me up with your analysis.

where have u been? abi u don get job?

No. 10 has it. Like seriously??

caseless:

where have u been? abi u don get job?

Yes o, as the minister of works and housing.

Vanneni: Yes o, as the minister of works and housing.

*falls from gej's hat*

@OP, bcarefu b4 otherwise u'll get urself sued next time. I gat a broken leg tryin 2 laugh climbin a stair

The third reply..lol

caseless: *falls from gej's hat*

I've secured a place for you already so you can resume whenever you finish schooling.

Ths cnt b igbo men