I couldnt stop laffing

With such text, my mum would add:

"You think you can use this to deceive me from collecting my money from you"

Trully really

:DLaugh fall me down frm my chair

na wa o

From what I read and understand, these are the replies from the women not men, so i think the topic is been reversed...... but still on still, FUNNYYYY

Christine01:

End time tinz

koastar:
3. You wan borrow money abi??

Lmaooooo.... This one really got me rolling.

koastar: *I didn't know where to post this at first, whether in the jokes section or in here.

I can't stop laughing, please laugh with me o abeg!...
This is the awkward Truth About Naija husbands..

There was a group of men gathered at a church conference on how to live in a loving relationship with your wife. The men were asked, "How many of you love your wife ?" All the men raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your wife you loved her ?" Some men answered today, some yesterday, majority didn’t remember. The men were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective wife: I love you, sweetheart...

Then the men were told to exchange phones so one can read the other wife's reply to the love message..

Here are some of the replies:

1. Have you impregnated someone again
2. That was then,not now:
3. You wan borrow money abi??
4. What did you do again, I won’t forgive you this time !!!
5. Meaning??
6. Is that a new song??
7. Am I dreaming?
8. If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today!!!
9. U dis man!! I asked you to stop drinking!!!
10. Abeg na who be this?

....see gobe ooo!...Nice one@OP...ROTFLMAO!!!

She: What are you bringing for me?
Me: My Love.
She: What do you mean by that word?
Me: What does love mean?
She: Love means a deep affection.
Me:

The fact is majority of our women don't believe in love for love sake.

donLEXY: From what I read and understand, these are the replies from the women not men, so i think the topic is been reversed...... but still on still, FUNNYYYY

Yes. The topic should be the "Awkward Truth About Nigerian Wives".

Vanneni: I've secured a place for you already so you can resume whenever you finish schooling.

*dances to nokia ringtone*


matana , nagode sosai. *grabs kugu + cuddling*

and that is the truth

I just told my wife “ I love You” and she gave me that “ Is that really coming from you look” na em I come show her the joke lol

emma_best2000: ROFLMFAO ...... @ OP you are funny more than basket mouth lol .... Still laughing

Thanks man *hugs.... The holiest truth be say Basket mouth na my oga at the top, I always doff my cap for him *respect

okechukwu2013: I just told my wife “ I love You” and she gave me that “ Is that really coming from you look” na em I come show her the joke lol

Cheii so u also guilty of this ...
U should say it more often nau

I don't believe it

Very funny

caseless: *dances to nokia ringtone*


matana , nagode sosai. *grabs kugu + cuddling*

Shey kugu na waist?

Orikinla:
Yes. The topic should be the "Awkward Truth About Nigerian Wives".

You read only the replies, read from the beginning. The men claimed they told their wives "I love you" but the wives' replies proved them wrong. A wife who is used to the husband saying "I love you" to her would never give any of those replies!.....AWKWARD TRUTH ABOUT NIGERIAN HUSBANDS is so right.

JOYCEOUS:

Shey kugu na waist?

kugu na hips and waist na kwankoso.

i like ur signature. cud u be in my heart pls cos i have a space reserved for u already.

Truth is, I tell fiancee 'I love you' average of 3 times a day. No phone call ends without it from both end, and video-skype a lot.

Imagine my dad sent this to my mum.. she'd be like

Mum: Kemi come and look at what your dad sent me, Could something be wrong ?

Even Kemi thinks it's awkward

Kemi: maybe we should call him
Mum: true

Wow! My post is on the front page!! Thanks Mod. I would also like to thank my commandant for giving me less work yesterday that yielded the time I used in posting this. My gratitude also goes to ag.gal, the first and only girl I met through Nairaland; gr8man for publicising this thread; everyone who made this possible and to God Almighty for the privilege.

caseless: kugu na hips and waist na kwankoso.

i like ur signature. cud u be in my heart pls cos i have a space reserved for u already.

careless love

koastar:
1. Have you impregnated someone again

Classic

depends on your person though..
i still tel my gf of 3 years + i love her 95% of the time.. person wey do the jazz for am sabi work

koastar: Wow! My post is on the front page!! Thanks Mod. I would also like to thank my commandant for giving me less work yesterday that yielded the time I used in posting this. My gratitude also goes to ag.gal, the first and only girl I met through Nairaland; gr8man for publicising this thread; everyone who made this possible and to God Almighty for the privilege.

where you serving bro?

Billyonaire: Truth is, I tell fiancee 'I love you' average of 3 times a day. No phone call ends without it from both end, and video-skype a lot.

You miss the point. Most of those men must have sang it to their women more often than you're presently doing now when they were still dating or in their early years of marriage.

Could this be your case 20 years from now. . .

koastar:
2. That was then,not now:

Laugh wan kill me for that no 8 reply

O Lord! This is way more than hilarious.

May my husband continually tell me how much he loves me for the rest of our lives...

Nigerian women interpret your feelings towards them as love.. those three words na iyinbo thingz