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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Tomahawk3310(m): 11:01am On Jul 05, 2018 |
What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend He wiped his ass. 1 Like |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Navigator254: 11:18pm On Jul 07, 2018 |
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by bmanbee(m): 10:36am On Jul 11, 2018 |
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by goodnick(m): 12:34am On Jul 13, 2018 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by patternschool: 2:28am On Jul 13, 2018 |
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Janibos221: 11:53am On Jul 15, 2018 |
“Q: How are Mexicans and clowns the same? A: You can fit tons of them in one car.” “You know you’re Mexican when you get mad at people who say Spanish words wrong.” “A cowboy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks for a shot. Across the bar, a Mexican man is sitting and glaring at the cowboy. The cowboy takes the shot and slams the shot glass down on the counter, yelling, “TGIF!” The Mexican orders a shot, takes it, and slams his glass down, yelling, “SPIT!” The cowboy looks over at him and notices the Mexican guy is still staring at him. The cowboy once again orders a shot, slams it down, and yells again “TGIF!” Once again, the Mexican orders a shot slams it down after consuming it, and yells out, “SPIT!” This goes on for a while, and the bartender stands puzzled and annoyed. Finally, the bartender asks the cowboy, “Just checking, but do you know what TGIF means?” and the cowboy replies, “Hell ya I know what it means, ‘Thank God It’s Friday!'” The bartender asks the Mexican guy, “Okay, so what does ‘SPIT’ mean?” and the Mexican replies, “Stupid Pendejo It’s Thursday!” “ These jokes are the property of Mexican Jokes and Memes 1 Like |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by ijede31: 11:06am On Jul 16, 2018 |
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Revolva(m): 9:09am On Jul 22, 2018 |
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by gohosuwi: 3:44pm On Jul 27, 2018 |
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by ExpertChikitsa: 2:19pm On Jul 30, 2018 |
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