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Newly Married Couple by Darkchild(m): 4:31pm On Jun 01, 2006
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I’m a virgin and I don’t know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place ’the
prison’ and call my private thing ’the prisoner’. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!
Re: Newly Married Couple by faf(f): 4:44pm On Jun 01, 2006
he was the one that wanted to play the prison game cheesy
Re: Newly Married Couple by micklplus(m): 4:50pm On Jun 01, 2006
yeah, cant even be a life sentence, okay ! she wan drain my guy finally and my guy halla vigourously ,Ahn Ahn grin

Nice one
Cheers cheesy
Re: Newly Married Couple by hotangel2(f): 12:12am On Jun 02, 2006
Still funny.
Re: Newly Married Couple by spikelord(m): 9:08am On Jun 03, 2006
He got imprisoned lolol.

And I'm sure the wife wouldn't hesistate to give him more nice and slow!
Re: Newly Married Couple by oxsam88(m): 12:02pm On Jun 03, 2006
shai, na wa for the prison self. u wan kill the prisoner? LOL, nice joke
Re: Newly Married Couple by senisho(m): 12:58pm On Jun 03, 2006
lol, very funny cheesy
Re: Newly Married Couple by spikelord(m): 6:15pm On Jun 04, 2006
JUST picture what the guy's face would be like! grin grin grin
Re: Newly Married Couple by anycorner(m): 6:28pm On Jun 08, 2006
I will like to be in that kind of prison for a while grin grin grin grin
Re: Newly Married Couple by desiree(f): 7:18pm On Jun 08, 2006
hahahahahahah
grin grin grin grin

Lock up the prisoner and throw away the keys grin grin

don't know why i'm laughing, isn't it meant to be a man's joke?
Re: Newly Married Couple by jaguda(m): 10:02am On Jun 09, 2006
haba iyawo, for dis prison, prisoner dey come and go!
Re: Newly Married Couple by spicy007(f): 4:04pm On Jun 09, 2006
anycorner:

I will like to be in that kind of prison for a while grin grin grin grin

n be say the prisoner no enjoy the prison but na at most 4 rounds in every sentence
but as the husband says its not a life sentence. u wan kill the prisoner?
u go wound o grin

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