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| >> 5 Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girl Friend by cashkid18(m): 7:12am On Sep 05, 2013 |
3 Ya, I am still single, so what? You want to fight about it? In all honesty I have dated a few wonderful women, and for whatever the reason the relationship just didn't work out. I have lots of nieces and nephews, and a great family, so I decided to take a few off from dating. I do get a few questions, from time to time, as to why I have made this choice. I just tell people I choose My Android Smartphone over dating, and usually no more questions follow. 1. My Xbox Was Only 32,000 Naira I have seen dates where people easily spend 20K. There where no 3D graphics or bonus content on that date. 2. I Don't Have To Shave Nor Shower To Press My Android Smartphone I am all about hygiene and proper attire but my Android Smartphone never asks me to wear a colored shirt. 3. My Android Smartphone Never Asks Where This Relationship Is Going I don't want to think my Android Smartphone is slutty but it never questions my commitment before I level up. 4. I Never Have To Give My Xbox Gifts My Android Smartphone has never ask for a necklace or a spa day with my Symbian Phone. Not that I haven't thought about getting my Android Smartphone a cool tiny hat, as too give it a little personality. 5. My Android Smartphone Never Asks Me To Meet Her Friends, It all honesty, I don't get this... it has friends, but if my Android Smartphone, the toaster, and my Symbian want to hang at IHOP and just talk, I think I would be ok with that. In summary, I know that my Android Smartphone can't give me a hug or share memories with me, but I am sure Google is working on that |
| Re: >> 5 Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girl Friend by ARareGem(f): 7:56am On Sep 05, 2013 |
This is really unfunny that it's a joke to think you thought this joke material.  Shey you will marry your Android phone? Your Android phone will be a suitable helpmate, not so? It will keep you company when you're feeling lonely? It will shower you with love, won't it? It is your better half, abi? Mtchew. |
| Re: >> 5 Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girl Friend by Donicobone(m): 2:29pm On Sep 05, 2013 |
You say ur android does not ask for necklace ? But ur android ask for mb and gb abi, ur android ask for recharge card abi, ur android no they ask for electrical chargin abi just passin ooooooo |
| Re: >> 5 Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girl Friend by Nobody: 6:26pm On Sep 05, 2013 |
and you can phuck your phone abi? look dude they are both the same in some way 1. they both take money from you.....your phone through recharge cards 2. they both become boring after some time 3. you can press and browse them both when you are bored 4. and you can show them to your friends where you get it wrong is holding on to old phones and maybe wanting to check every msg....when your old phone becomes old, get a new one, use it, then get another...keep the cycle going son, just make sure you protect your sim before inserting cos phone virus don't show on the casing |
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