1. Going to your bf/gf without being
invited
= OFFSIDE.
2. Dating a girl today and having s*x
on the
same day = FREE-KICK. 3. Condom =
GOALKEEPER
4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
5. Abortion = RED CARD
6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN
7. Having s*x without a condom =
OWN GOAL 8. Taking a lot of time
without coming
= MAN
OF THE MATCH.
9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-
TRICK.
10. Having many chicks and banging all
=
MVP
11. Having s*x with your ex =
FRIENDLY
MATCH
12. 8 years of s*x without getting a child =
Arsenal
13. After 2 rounds, u request for more
=EXTRA TIME.
14. Taking it gently when having s*x
= FAIR PLAY
15. Biting her n!pples = SUAREZ
16.Two legs on shoulder = THROWIN
17. Asking her 'how do you want it' =
Taking
instructions on the sideline. 18. A lady
using pills after s*x and
later still
got pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR
19.Girl being pregnant =
GoOoOoOallllll
20.Ur guy collect ur chick= True pass
21.Having s*x with a girl..and your
mum
open d door= Injury
22.You and your girl break up= Game
over
23. Girl tell u to stop= YELLOW CARD
Pass it on don't laugh only you.