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Akpors Joke Of The Century!!!! by cashkid18(m): 9:05pm On Sep 14, 2013
During Akpos’ wedding reception, he
was called
upon to give his vote of thanks to his
guests, and
proceeded as follows
: 1. I want to first of all thank the Lord
Almighty for
creating my wife and to also thank the
pastor and
his wife for lending us their wedding
rings.
2.Special appreciation to my landlord
who lent us
his car.
3. I am most grateful to my boss for
approving the
loan I used for the wedding.
4. Big thanks to the committee of friends
for the
appeal fund they raised on my behalf.
5. Also to my brother’s wife, thank you
for lending
us your wedding gown.
6. I’m so grateful to the cake designer
for the cake.
I promised to return it tomorrow
morning as
agreed without cutting or part of it. 7.
Special thanks to my friends who
brought food
from their homes to help me feed you
all. Please for
those who were served food good luck
and for
Those who didn’t get any, well we will
make it up to
you during our child dedication
(hopefully next
year).
8.Very big thanks to my parents for
bringing the
village cultural band to supply the music
as well as
entertain us all here, today. 9.Not
forgetting the church marriage
committee,
thank you for persuading my wife to
marry me.
10. Appreciation to the married men in
the church
for rushing me into this marriage.
11. The women are not left out, thanks a
lot for
teaching my wife how to dance.
12. To the youths, thank you for
sweeping and
decorating this venue with palm fronds.
13. I am also grateful to my teenage
friends for
helping with the Zobo drink
14. Appreciation to my co-tenants for
contributing
money for the cameraman
15. Well, I wish you all safe journey and I
pray you
don’t experience what I suffered for this
wedding.
Thank you all

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Re: Akpors Joke Of The Century!!!! by cashkid18(m): 6:59am On Sep 15, 2013
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