girl if beauty was a crime u for don get life imprisonment

***deep igbo accent***you are the sugar in ma tea

the apple of ma eye

the cockroach in ma wardrobe

come baby , let 's do a lil something

you know baby , av been feeling you for quit sometime now

**igbo accent**

chei oga why u dey do me like dis now, i tell u sey i like u sef, that on e no do u?, make u wakabout ,make my madam no catch me o

Meeeennnnn, dere are some bad toasting going on here oh, person no fit escape from nigeria toasting anywhere. Kai God go save us.

lady blue

ma heart don blue finish o

you see as you just dey shake ya yansh na im ma mind dey go gbigim gbigim

come make yu feel BIG boi now



i get $$$ & ££s and even naira o

ToyM28, you're the only suya in my garri, the only kponmo in my pepper soup.

young girl wait and listen take a look at me and wait and listen my s-class parked outside expensive like those 2 round things for your backside

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Do You Believe In Love At First Sight?
« on: Today at 07:25:37 PM »

i never believed in love @ first sight. i came to nairaland website as usual to check on topics. i saw bluenubian1983 profile and checked it. later we chatted and i realised she is my missing bone. but im scared to tell her, do u think i sholud tell her ? she showed me her webcam

silliest flow ever

link to this sh*t flows can be found here :

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-14419.0.html#msg400319

baby, you look fine o!, abeg give me ya digits, i'm too busy now, i'll chat u up later!

*deep yoruba accent*

Seun, u re d ogiri of my ogi, the sugar of my apple, the light in my sun.

lol

big shi shi

your signature is also an example of whack flows

. . . . .

come , o gal . . where you dey since all these dayz now

you just dey light up ma world like touchlight

ahh Seun and ToyM28 wats goin on ooo

ToyM28:
When I saw your face, I died and went to heaven. When I saw your backside, I came back as a man. I believe!  

lol

badman, u want make i toast u 2, u go fall oh.

is it

i don't use chat up lines

LMAO, seun u don make me fall.


Seun na so so wonder i dey look u. U fine pass goreg clooney, even fine mass God's Adam, i think if we try our babies go fine pass EVE.

if nigerian men r bad toasters, i give lessons so they should hit me up

Badman, u name don make me woowoo, i see ur body u look Gorgeous, i see torso, i begin dey praise God for him wonderful creation

Efeni

how old are you for real

cos e be like say I go like you to coach me on how to get those tiny gals

TOy

only 17 bruh.
@ bolex
i c u and blue gettin it on seems u dont need any help

@shishi, lol. Eve aint seen that yet.

toy, that so funny hehehe

greatpeter, u may say so oooo

@toy

holla at me baby, i will make u change your mind in a jiffy and make u get jiggy with it.


@howddy

whats up girl?

diddy too late

Yeah badman, i'm taken by u already shey?

*yoruba accent*

D lighting in ma thunder, the santa clause in ma chimney, in fact to sum it all up, u re water in ma garri. (very important thing 2 be)

Baby without I no fit sleep,I choose you over my mama,if loving u is a crime,I don't mind been a criminal

and dat is how u will end up in jail

Diddy nice one. LMAO, seriously.

@toy

if i cant toast u, i can always make u smile hun