see u smiling, lol

hmmmm, lol

so can we see da backside

yes girl. show us some

una wan blow for real,

Toy if you leave me, my life go close gate and my life go scatter like lagos state

hey i got a good one, u ever got a love letter from a guy and the letter had lyrics from a love song? i once got one from a guy, he had all the lyrics to one of phil collins's song all jumbled up in the letter, it was ssooo funny, i was singing as i was reading the letter. well he ended up beimg my bf for 2 months, was 15 then, guess it worked.

wow so i guess i can write a love letter to you with lyrics and you would fall for it _sweet

hey badman, m still here oh, dont start toasting anoda mans gal.

Ur words alone dey drive me 2 isanity, the assurance of ur love go bring me back from isnanity. Abeg bring me back (food no taste good)

I bet that very first toast isnt as bad as saying "Hey Sis, Your face looks familiar, I love you, i love you, Talk your own"

I tell you, guys can be so disapointing attimes, old lines, fake lines and same way.

A lady would neva see a real guy coming i tell you, bcus we dont just come like the "UR FACE LOOKS FAMILIAR" i think ladies should be tired of hearing that.

back to the Q: Are Nigerian Men Bad Toasters. Nope we are not just the bad toasters don mess the gud toasters up and if u need a real coach then apply to the University of Toasting, Lagos, Nigeria.

Same old Stuff, Mehhnn its a different day

the way you look @ me makes me wanna . . . . . . .

buy you chocolate

the love I have for you pass Adam and Eve

You da only Chemistry in ma Ababio

The only cane for ma teacher



I like the way you move your boom-boom-baam

The truth is, if you like the person nomatter what he comes up with you will be impressed.
But what happened to you are the apple of my eyes,

maybe they are?

evesh have u seen page 1you and shishi

The love I have for you dey flow like river,
Like summer breeze wey dey make my soul shiver,
one look from u is more precious than gold.

Oya talk your own.

Badman888:

evesh have u seen page 1you and shishi

yea i have seen it,what about it?

i was wandering that that really happen, if it did i would be shocked

Badman888:

i was wandering that that really happen, if it did i would be shocked

what really happend?

i dont know what u are talking bout? tell me pls i wanna know too

'babygirl each time i see u, my heart just dey go paulina paulina'

chai DOmino from experience of all those men shey

Domino baby you don come again this sunday morning,abeg na where u dey live wey u dey get all these lines from,u betta pack out

Lol. Make una see me see wahala, badman n roscodaddy! Na 9ja men dey tok am abeg.

Besides, its sunday afternoon already, roscod. Lol

dominobaby:

'babygirl each time i see u, my heart just dey go paulina paulina'

on who your heart dey go paulina pualina so?

Domino,no be say na wahala.we just dey ask u where u dey hear all these lines,well I go like give you some flows.

I hear them @ diff places by diff people.
Come up wit d ones u got.

I was allowed to read a love lettersomeone  wrote my daughter it went like this.#
dear ****
from the first day of school when i saw you i fell in love with you.
your beauty and intelligence dazzles me.
I was the happiest person in the world when i found out you are no mMoretogether with ****
I hope you give me a cChanceto get to know me better.

i would have come up with some but am married man now

@badman, na overnite u marry? Ok, whu's d 'bad'gurl? Lol

Naija men and their wacky chat up lines, A guy once came to me and said

" hey babes, you've got nice eyezzz" I suppose you've got good genes too, What do you say, let's mix our DNAs and make lovely babies together"

I don't even know the twart and he's talking about having kids together!!!

lol, . so did the DNA's eventually mix