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So You Are In Love With Your Pastor! by dorox(m): 9:11am On Sep 17, 2013
This is the title of an interesting short story I read from a blog that describes all that is wrong with the church.
As a work of fiction it naturally would fit into the literature section, but I think there is a whole lot of things for us christians to ponder about hence my decision to post this story under religion.
Here is a small excerpt. To read the full story click on the link at the end of the excerpt.
Your pastor secretes holy milk. That is the story being whispered by everyone in the church – choristers, ushers, and the women. They say he is God’s anointed. A man anointed by God must have all his body parts and fluids blessed too. With just a wave of his hands, people fall in multitudes and when he talks the breeze ceases and the roof trembles. He orders a member of the church to command the crippled to rise and the cripple rises and walks. He lays his fingers on the eyes of the blind and he sees. He touches a widow’s sick son and he is healed. The widow receives holy milk from him too and that is not a problem because he is the anointed one. Who can say no to God’s anointed? - See more at: http://brittlepaper.com/2013/09/pastor-holy-milk-obinna-udenwe/#sthash.IzDIdaeF.dpuf

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