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What Jesus is by Nobody: 11:26am On Sep 18, 2013
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn’t get a fair trial
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father’s business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all – 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment’s notice when there was virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn’t get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do
Re: What Jesus is by Nobody: 11:42am On Sep 18, 2013
Choose ye this day which Jesus ye shall serve grin
Re: What Jesus is by Nobody: 11:56am On Sep 18, 2013
aManFromMars: Choose ye this day which Jesus ye shall serve grin

i will choose the Jesus that died for me o
Re: What Jesus is by PastorOluT(m): 3:10pm On Sep 18, 2013
Divepen:

i will choose the Jesus that died for me o
So what is the article about?
Re: What Jesus is by Nobody: 4:27pm On Sep 18, 2013
Pastor Olu T:
So what is the article about?
i am just showing that Jesus is everything
Re: What Jesus is by PastorOluT(m): 7:05pm On Sep 18, 2013
Divepen:
i am just showing that Jesus is everything

kk i get, being all things to all men so everyone can come to Him as they are!
Re: What Jesus is by Nobody: 7:19pm On Sep 18, 2013
I fear for you
Re: What Jesus is by ailehwise(m): 10:48pm On Sep 18, 2013
Pls Point of correction. What is Jesus? Not what was Jesus? because he is the same 2day , 2moro nd Forever.

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Re: What Jesus is by PastorOluT(m): 8:35am On Sep 19, 2013
Divepen: I fear for you
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Re: What Jesus is by Nobody: 10:19am On Sep 19, 2013
Pastor Olu T:
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there was a post there b4....it has been removed ...if you look at it throuth the reply you will see...
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