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What Jesus is by Nobody: 11:26am On Sep 18, 2013 |
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: 1. He called everyone brother 2. He liked Gospel 3. He didn’t get a fair trial But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 1. He went into His Father’s business 2. He lived at home until he was 33 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian: 1. He talked with His hands 2. He had wine with His meals 3. He used olive oil But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian: 1. He never cut His hair 2. He walked around barefoot all the time 3. He started a new religion But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian: 1. He was at peace with nature 2. He ate a lot of fish 3. He talked about the Great Spirit But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish: 1. He never got married. 2. He was always telling stories. 3. He loved green pastures. But the most compelling evidence of all – 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman: 1. He fed a crowd at a moment’s notice when there was virtually no food 2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn’t get it 3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do |
Re: What Jesus is by Nobody: 11:42am On Sep 18, 2013 |
Choose ye this day which Jesus ye shall serve |
Re: What Jesus is by Nobody: 11:56am On Sep 18, 2013 |
aManFromMars: Choose ye this day which Jesus ye shall serve i will choose the Jesus that died for me o |
Re: What Jesus is by PastorOluT(m): 3:10pm On Sep 18, 2013 |
Divepen:So what is the article about? |
Re: What Jesus is by Nobody: 4:27pm On Sep 18, 2013 |
Pastor Olu T:i am just showing that Jesus is everything |
Re: What Jesus is by PastorOluT(m): 7:05pm On Sep 18, 2013 |
Divepen: kk i get, being all things to all men so everyone can come to Him as they are! |
Re: What Jesus is by Nobody: 7:19pm On Sep 18, 2013 |
I fear for you |
Re: What Jesus is by ailehwise(m): 10:48pm On Sep 18, 2013 |
Pls Point of correction. What is Jesus? Not what was Jesus? because he is the same 2day , 2moro nd Forever. 1 Like |
Re: What Jesus is by PastorOluT(m): 8:35am On Sep 19, 2013 |
Divepen: I fear for you? |
Re: What Jesus is by Nobody: 10:19am On Sep 19, 2013 |
Pastor Olu T:there was a post there b4....it has been removed ...if you look at it throuth the reply you will see... 012345789 |
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