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The Grammarian by imelachi(f): 5:55pm On Jun 21, 2008
One Day a Grammarian woke up and saw his house on fire, he picked up his fone and said, 'Is this the Combustion Officer, Please Gravitate here with tremendous acceleration and alacrity because my domiciliary Habitation has been engulfed by a terrible conflagration, before they could look for the meaning of his expression in the dictionary, hus house totally got burnt, Learn to be simple and clear in your expression
Re: The Grammarian by kene20(m): 11:06pm On Jun 21, 2008
That guy must b Pastor chris okotie grin grin
Re: The Grammarian by Abbygyal(f): 12:09am On Jun 22, 2008
@poster nice one
@kene
lmao
Re: The Grammarian by talk2ahmed(m): 3:41pm On Jun 22, 2008
Kwammon Kpairazy!, Check Big Grammar Palaver
Re: The Grammarian by dreday(m): 6:08pm On Jun 22, 2008
@ kene 2o
Na u dey abuse Pastor o, me no dey there
Re: The Grammarian by mykali(m): 7:58pm On Jun 22, 2008
people dey carry websters dey go im church o! and if he come become presido, wahalla go dey for when him dey read budget.
Re: The Grammarian by kene20(m): 9:52am On Jun 23, 2008
Even if u don't have Bible, don't forget your Dictionary (latest edition) because the apocalypsis of his grammatical discharge can transmit to your medulla oblongata via your tympanic membrane to cause a cerebral migraine which can lead to psychogeriatric disease
Re: The Grammarian by naijababe2(f): 10:48am On Jun 23, 2008
Na war o!
Re: The Grammarian by jaymobb(m): 10:50am On Jun 23, 2008
i cant fit laff cheesy grin

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