This Is Creepy!
Think of a letter between
A and W.
Repeat it
Out loud as

You scroll down.


Keep going ,



Don't stop ,



Think of an
Animal
That begins
With that letter.
Repeat it Out loud
As you Scroll down.



Think of Either a
man's/woman's Name
That
Begins
With the
Last letter
In the
Animals name

Almost
There,



Now Count out
The letters
In that name
On the fingers
Of the hand
You are not
Using to
Scroll down.

Take the
Hand you
FIRST counted with
And hold it out
In front of you
At face level
.

Look at your
Palm
Very closely
And
Notice
The
Lines
In
Your
Hand
.

Do the lines
Take the
Form of the
First letter
In the
Persons name?!
.

Of course not,
Now TAKE THAT
HAND AND smack the shit out of yourself, get a life, and quit playing stupid games!

^^ I never thought I'd say this

but girl - u need to stop messing with your medication

e dey affect you

. . .she says after slapping herself silly. You need new medication, for your sense of humour.

Lol!!

GIRL - the joke no do am for me. . .maybe for others but definitely not for me

try post another one make we see na. .

it's high time people go begin pay to open a thread.



Bend10. . .
move dis damn thread to sexuality section for me.

it's an order

Efemena_xy:

Lol!!

GIRL - the joke no do am for me. . .maybe for others but definitely not for me

try post another one make we see na. .

Hence your need for medication. . .girl. I recommend at least 5 hours a week of South Park for your problem.

Studio CFR:

it's high time people go begin pay to open a thread.



Bend10. . .
move dis damn thread to sexuality section for me.

it's an order

And what is sexual about this? You're right some people need to PAY before they post, especially in my threads.

hisses

NEEEEEEEEEEXT please!!

for what?

who wan patronise you sef?
mtchew

Moooooving on. . .NEXT PLEASE!!

*burns down thread* :@

Studio CFR:


*burns down thread* :@

Silly boy, you've made your point, move on to other posts this is not the only one here.

Bia,dont try ths rubbish here next time.
What were you tryin to do?
ThankGod I didnt even read til the end I for slap u silly

I no fit laff reach.

Odunnu!!! Where av u been?

Dolemite:

Hence my need for medication. . .girl.

I feel your pain - believe me, I do. . .

I recommend at least 5 hours a week of South Park for your problem.

what??!! u wan kill person??

d'you know how terribly boring that program is girl??

Efemena_xy:

d'you know how terribly boring that program is girl??

Point proven.

KDK my fwend, I dey o.What with the recession,my purewater bizness aint thriving ,i'm thnkin of adding recharch card and firewood to make ends meet.

^^LOL!!

u mean KDK get expertise in recharge card, pure water and firewood??!!

now here's a man with diversified talents!!

Me likey

Dolemite:

Silly boy, you've made your point, move on to other posts this is not the only one here.

Hey
be nice to me hard tough girl

all the mods is my friend'

if your gonna continue being rude to me, then i will tell them to BAN you for one year - u hear me?

Studio CFR:



Hey
be nice to me hard tough girl

all the mods is my friend'

if your gonna continue being rude to me, then i will tell them to BAN you for one year - u hear me?

Lol ok internet big man I hear you , with English like that. . .

i've made my point clear dear

be nice to me or i arrange for your one year BAN

is dat you in dat profile?

i like light skinned girls

@poster. You practise this joke for your house before you post am? Your IQ is minus 20.

^^ u harsh o!!

try encourage am small now

^^Ok. Poster you almost try.

Lol!!

Studio CFR:

i've made my point clear dear

be nice to me or i arrange for your one year BAN

is dat you in dat profile?

i like light skinned girls

Negro get a life.

xynerise:

@poster. You practise this joke for your house before you post am? Your IQ is minus 20.

Copied and paste actually, got huge laughs on other forums, wanted to share it here. . .guess Nigerians are too stuck up to appreciate a little humour my bad.  Next time i'll post pictures of women grabbing their buttocks and little kids on the shitter, maybe that'll make you all laugh.

Sorry dolemite in Nairaland, such jokes finds itself in the recycle bin.

xynerise:

Sorry dolemite in Nairaland, such jokes finds itself in the recycle bin.

Yea I see that now, toilet jokes or nothing else around here.

Dolemite:

Negro get a life. 

cuz you're not light skinned?

or because u look like one of those albino' from Enugu

(no ofeince)

Shut that mouth b4 I get a padlock!
Are you better than Albinos? and are there none in that state where u are resident?

Nice joke. Got me feeling stup1d