I was tired of blackberry after spending too much on subscriptions and so I eventually sold the blackberry and with a part of the money I got from selling, I bought a china phone and gosh! I'm in a bigger trouble.

1. It gets full after 3 minutes of charging.

2. The phone has TV, Touch screen screen, DSTV, fan, fire lighter etc.

3. Text messages can be composed using a tooth pick

4. There are some spelling mistakes e.g. nokLa, blackderry, i-porn, samswag, etc.

5. When an aeroplane passes, it records one missed call

6. When a big truck hoots, it displays charger connected

7. When a chinese man passes by, it says 'bluetooth device found'

8. When a fine girl passes by it says 'your favourite food found'

9. When an ugly girl passes, it says 'virus detected'

Please, I'm tired and I want to sell it, who wants to buy?

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