A boy was at table for his breakfast and asked the grandma, where his mom and dad was. The granny replied that they were still in bed! The boy smiled, ate his breakfast and went to play. At lunch time the boy returned and asked granny the same question. They are still in bed, the granny replied. The boy laughed again, had his lunch and went to play. At dinner time he returned. Where is mom and dad? They are still in bed, grandma replied. The boy burst into laughter for the third time. Grandma could not bear it any more, what is wrong with you, each time I tell you your parents are in bed, you burst into laughter? The boy explained: Last night daddy came to my room and asked for Vaseline. I gave him Super Glue!!,

this is truly the most funniest thing ever!!! i havent laughed this hard since i went to basket mouth concert.

The boy na real badoooo. Na everlasting love making task he assigned to his parents

ya,I tell you say na stupid boy

no sister for him then

good one i love dat boi

dats very funny. my lungs came out,

never knew you had lungs

@clems
are you sure that's not ur bros

I wish that was my son,

I wud have tied him to a tree with his d*ck and push him down like Ituen.
lol

~ children nowadays

Hahahahahaha cant stop lafin. Wat a boy

ben~jay:

I wish that was my son,

I would have tied him to a tree with his d*ck and push him down like Ituen.
lol

O boy, which kain punishment be dat. Pls dont associate me with wicked things oh. Else i'll shave ur head with grenade razor blades

LMAO

ben~jay:

I wish that was my son,

I would have tied him to a tree with his d*ck and push him down like Ituen.
lol

that's wicked man

iteun use rake and cutlass shave does dreadlocks wey he dey use impress villlage girls

@Clem remember you couldn't stop stroking those dreads the last time we made love .
Now you call your self village girl for the whole NLD to know u very well. Why u wan fall your hand like this ?

o boi that mean say na cmon kpof kpof u just use impress am then, she come fall mugu

nope bro, na chin-chin and groundnut

chei!
na me be dis

pets clem, babe no take am personal. anything for a good laugh, remember . . .

hahaha this is funny oooooo

Lol. my intestines came out!

Lol. my intestines came out!

lmao

@ben lol no probs

*packs naijababes intestines and takes them to mkt for sale* 2 five naira who go buy?

@Clem Na so you wicked reach ?

u knoe knoe b4

I WICKED O ask my calabar neighbours

who wan sale my intestines?

@naijababe2 Na clem

@Clem No vex, you know say i no dey fit tell lies.

yes na as per pastor pikin

Na you know.

so your popsie na pastor

clemykul, how u wan sell my intestine? if i catch ya,
*naijababe takes her intestines from clemykul and swallows it back*