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Emeka And His Lectural by Oliverlikeme(m): 11:26pm On Sep 26, 2013
A Professor at the University was giving a
lecture on the
Supernatural. To get a feel for his
audience, he asked,
"How many people here
believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise
their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of
you who believe in ghosts, do you think
you've seen a ghost?"
About 40 students raise their
hands."That's really good. I'm really glad
you take this Seriously.
Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"
About 15 Students raise their
hands."Has anyone here ever touched a
ghost?" 3 Students raise their
Hands? "That's Fantastic! Now let me ask
ask you one question further, has any of
you ever made love to a ghost?"
Way in the back, EMEKA
raised his hand, The
Professor takes off his glasses, and says,
"EMEKA, all the Years
I've been giving this lecture, no one has
ever claimed to have made love to a ghost.
You'vegot to come up here and tell
us about your experience." Emeka The Big redneck
student replied with a nod and a grin,and
began to make his way up to the Podium.
When he reached the front ofthe room,
the Professor asks, "So, tell us what it's
like to have sex with a ghost?"
"Shit! From way back there, I thought you
said, 'Goats!'"
One word for emeka!""
Re: Emeka And His Lectural by Abnwachineke(m): 7:02am On Sep 27, 2013
Guy emea is a goat lover
Re: Emeka And His Lectural by olabamiyo(m): 9:00am On Oct 05, 2013
lipsrsealed whr is the joke??

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