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| Man Tries To Pay Water Bill With Cocaine! by senbonzakurakageyoshi(m): 2:03am On Sep 28, 2013 |
Fortunately, this one did not occur in Naija, else I would have gone to the guy’s house to either congratulate him on the sheer size of his balls or to give him the dirtiest slap of his life for his amazing stupidity. According to this news report, a man somewhere in the land of crazy, crazy (a.k.a the USA), walked into the water department office, deposited an envelope that was later discovered to contain a white powder (cocaine, if someone is dense enough not have figured it out by now) before riding away on his bicycle. We would like to imagine what would happen if I walked into the PHCN office and tried to pay my bill with weed….especially when their substations usually have military personnel stationed somewhere close by. I can only suppose the man was riding the white, fluffy clouds (aka high) when he did this act, considering the police are now looking for him. Next time someone wants to do something really, really stupid, we would advice something that wouldn’t attract police attention. Yankee shaaa! http://zakuraweekly.com/man-tries-to-pay-water-bill-with-cocaine/ So the first issue of Zakura Weekly, Naija's craziest mag as edited by yours truly will be making its debut on Sunday. Y'all can subscribe to get it free when it drops. It is in soft format though, so if you'll need a pdf reader on your laptop/mobile phone to read it. To subscribe, just head on down to http://zakuraweekly.com/subscribe-to-zakura-weekly/ . Cheers! |
| Re: Man Tries To Pay Water Bill With Cocaine! by senbonzakurakageyoshi(m): 2:04am On Sep 28, 2013 |
B.a.l.l.s, Nairaland, B.A.L.L.S!!!! What in the world are spheres?!!!!  1 Like |
| Re: Man Tries To Pay Water Bill With Cocaine! by Incredibleme: 3:41am On Sep 28, 2013 |
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| Re: Man Tries To Pay Water Bill With Cocaine! by LordReed(m): 6:41am On Sep 28, 2013 |
senbonzakura_kageyoshi: B.a.l.l.s, Nairaland, B.A.L.L.S!!!! What in the world are spheres?!!!! Lucky they didn't use globes! |
| Re: Man Tries To Pay Water Bill With Cocaine! by Ishilove: 8:06am On Sep 28, 2013 |
senbonzakura_kageyoshi: B.a.l.l.s, Nairaland, B.A.L.L.S!!!! What in the world are spheres?!!!! Lord_Reed:Lwkmd!!!  I was wondering what 'spheres' meant  |
| Re: Man Tries To Pay Water Bill With Cocaine! by Ishilove: 8:09am On Sep 28, 2013 |
Stony Balony, the side effects of sniffing that shyte |
| Re: Man Tries To Pay Water Bill With Cocaine! by Warlord3000(m): 10:02am On Sep 28, 2013 |
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| Re: Man Tries To Pay Water Bill With Cocaine! by senbonzakurakageyoshi(m): 6:29pm On Sep 28, 2013 |
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