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Rozay, where in the blazes are you? Or has Zabrina,the sexy killer, attacked you herself? Now get your a.s.s here before I say Jack.

Sorry for the long break and my disappearance from the scene, i just got a job through NL writing for a sports magazine and its been hectic, will try updating more regularly, anticipate a bumper update pretty soon, #GodBless

My guy m back oo, btw just stumbled on ur literature piece now,didn't know u write, great piece btw

adegwurulez: roozay where art thou

Rozay001: My guy m back oo, btw just stumbled on ur literature piece now,didn't know u write, great piece btw

thanks bro..

*163 years back*


Pluto!, Pluto!!,Pluto!!!, the coldest planet
in the universe,

( as in, if you've ever put your
hand inside deep freezer, imagine a place over 1000 times colder than your deep freezer)

was a small planet containing no single iota of living things except ice and rock, well that was all before 1850 when the notorious public enemy number one, zabrina marshian was exhiled from her original planet,Mars for all the heinous crimes she had commited after having been finally caught after 7 years of escaping the law.

(mars was the only planet apart from earth that had living things, but they carefully hid any traces from the earthlings prefering to live a desolate life).

The people of mars had almost all the characteristics of earthlings except that the average iq of a marshian was higher than the iq of albert einstein, they were very intelligent and also their females were very extra good-looking people, an average chick in mars was way hotter than kim kardashan by far, no wonder zabrina was over-beautiful such that her beauty made acotobe, the most intelligent man in mars, look dumb
(If God help me sef i want marry mars chic ooo)
. The third difference was, marshians above the age of 300 had shape-shifting abilities

They say true love makes men do foolish and crazy things, well not only men, but also aliens to as in the case of acotobe.

Zabrina's boyfriend, acotobe the then head of mars research institute, a nerd and a complete genius, smallish in stature but with a gigantic guava looking head with a long ogo aka gunshot with large popping eyes that could give segun arinze a fierce competition, decided he would quit his job and life and follow his love wherever she went, helping her serve her exhile and keeping her company.

So he then engineered a spaceship and packed enough food to last them 10 years and located the land of everlasting winter, pluto, he built for themselves heat reactor suits which could make them withstand the cold atmosphere and they settled down in pluto living a boring low-key life until one day when one of acotobe's many transmission signals reached the earth..........

Ah! Yess O̶̲̥̅̊, she bn dey bleep me over 50 hours, i just regain my strength nah, am baq

Nkpume Iko: Rozay, where in the blazes are you? Or has Zabrina,the sexy killer, attacked you herself? Now get your a.s.s here before I say Jack.

Rozay updated finally and its simply mindblowing.Thumbs up bro!

Rozay001: Ah! Yess O̶̲̥̅̊, she bn dey bleep me over 50 hours, i just regain my strength nah, am baq

50 whooping hours and you aint dead? Lol

rozay, when u find mars chick, let her knw say me ma i dey single o

thumbs up.

I they y0ur back...

Thanks G, i really appreciate!

Nkpume Iko: Rozay updated finally and its simply mindblowing.Thumbs up bro!

Lol c ya mouth, u 2 like good tin ooo

adegwurulez: rozay, when u find mars chick, let her knw say me ma i dey single o

Oga Mod, thank u i hope it makes front page someday

Obinnau: thumbs up.

Yezzir, my fellow abj boi, you no go regret am

Leebliss13: I they y0ur back...

*TYPING*

Professor clyde had been deeply immersed in his gigantic textbooks when sleep knocked him out and he was snoring like a baby piglet who was hungry.

His transmitter connected to his computer system beamed as sounds echoed and a weird voice could be heard over it,

"Greetings, people of earth, i come in peace, anybody there?"

Professor Clyde was the Head of the department of Astronomy, Northern Arizona University, USA. The 50 year old man was a bald good looking man, who looked way younger than his age. No wonder he was the toast to many female students especially the blondies who bleeped him in order to pass his course.

He was in the study room of his 3 bedroom bungalow, sleeping when acotobe's signals first reached the earth, his study room which was well furnished had a table and two chairs, a big super computer which took almost half the space of the room , a small shelf of books and a standing fan, whose noise when its rotating will make you think as if evil spirits are playing ten-ten with your destiny.

He was very tired, the past year had been very stressful for him, he had been working to prove that there was an ice cold planet which existed and that life existed outside earth but the stiff opposition he got from other professors who thought he was crazy for saying there was a gigantic ball of ice jst rotating round the sun and that aliens existed never detered him, and that night his destiny changed forever........

It was 8 weeks now and Professor clyde had been in constant communication with the aliens, acotobe and zabrina. They had taught him all he needed to know about pluto and mars and he had in return taught them about earth, in which they had learnt and perfected 5 major earth languages within the period which included English, French, Spanish, Arabic and Chinese.

"I want to come over to that ice thingy of yours, errmmm, well let's call it pluto for now, since it looks like a plutonic rock" Professor clyde said, one hot sunday morning.

And that was how the name pluto was born

"Well professor, i could help by sending you a list of materials and instructions on how to build yourself a spaceship" acotobe's voice echoed on the transmitter

"I'll be indebtly grateful to you for that, thank you very much, gotta run now, will be expecting the list later in the day", the prof said as he turned off his transmitter

Professor Clyde gazed at the world as he was he grinned, lost in deep thought, finally his life long dream of travelling to outer space had been almost actualized

He never knew the sinister plan, zabrina and acotobe had in mind and that he was just a pawn in their tragic game plan.........

#WINNERTAKESEARTH#

Professor Clyde lived and dined with Zabrina and acotobe in pluto for years before he eventually gave up the ghost due to old age.

Marshians had an average lifespan of 500 years, so when you see a marshian of 300 years, he or she is just attaining adulthood in marshian years. A 21 year old on earth could be likened to a 300 year old in mars.

Before then, zabrina had given birth to cross-half castes or should i say cross alien half castes. She had given birth to 9 children for him, which were a new breed of cross-humans who were resistant to the plutonic weather and could adapt and live without the use of suits.

(Well am sure my ardent readers are wondering why would acotobe allow an earthling to come and bleep his sexy wife, well, calm down your nerves, it would be revealed in due time (•͡.̮ ~͡) )

Together with her children , zabrina and acotobe built and converted pluto to a master edifice, and lived there for years.

Prior to all these, acotobe had sent his 2nd son Jolabin at the age of only 5 to earth, US in particular to help prepare and make way for his future plans on earth's capture. Jolabin was to be the proverbial 'John the Baptist' for acotobe.

*** They say power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely****

Well acotobe became so powerful in his little planet as it became a harbour for ex-convicts and exhiled criminals from mars and he was the grand commander, number 1 of the planet. He turned into a tyrant as he ruled over the years.

*** Well as the saying goes, never ever ever ever trust a biitch cos she might be the witch that will snitch you into a ditch**** -Rozay001

Zabrina assasinated acotobe in 1990 as she sought to control power all to her self as she fell in love with the devilishly handsome buff Kali, one of the ex-convicts who was exhiled from mars.

Kali was a every girl's dream, with a height of 6ft6", muscular physique, his well chiseled face, bad boy charisma and last but not the least his plantain-sized 'john thomas', it was not hard to see why zabrina fell head over heels for him.

"Mom, it is all ready" Jolabin zeeped his mother from earth.

-tick.tick.tick- 2012 begins...............

And that was how the attack from pluto began...............

Hey Rozay, you've got to work on stitching ur updates 2geda. They luk quite disjointed at d moment. We were never told the Prof journeyed to Pluto, requesting for a space ship making list was al we got. Plus, the story luks rushed. Pls do stretch it and alow us to enjoy it, instead of bamboozling us with so much info at a go.
We speak Sci fi here, so u have to let us get familiar to one info, before hitting us anoda.

Thanks bro, as u noted it was kinda rushed, wanted to make up for past lost tym, so i made 3 updates today, i'll try working on the disjointedness

Nkpume Iko: Hey Rozay, you've got to work on stitching ur updates 2geda. They luk quite disjointed at d moment. We were never told the Prof journeyed to Pluto, requesting for a space ship making list was al we got. Plus, the story luks rushed. Pls do stretch it and alow us to enjoy it, instead of bamboozling us with so much info at a go.
We speak Sci fi here, so u have to let us get familiar to one info, before hitting us anoda.

King of Nl sciFi, I̶̲̥̅̊​ hail thee but U̶̲̥̅̊ sure say U̶̲̥̅̊ no be alien?

***Present Day Time**
Miss Jessica woke up with a banging headache. Her stomach also ached and she could feel the wound openings all over her body writhing in pain.

She was covered in black ash and it still remained a mystery and miracle to her how she still managed to be alive after two immediate gruesome attacks. "Maybe God has a plan for me", she thought. She sat up and she scanned her environment, all her colleagues bodies were all burnt to ashes beyond recognition, even the american spies and the whole place was covered in thick black smoke.

Her black jimmy choo designer shoes were already converted to a bathroom slipper like art work, she stretched her left hand and pulled them off.
"Choi, and i just bought these for a thousand dollars oo, thunder fire these aliens" she said aloud.

-Women sha, God just saved your life and your crying over shoes, smh, we men will never understand these creatures-

She scanneed her outfit, a blue jeans and top coupled with a black ankara top, it looked more of a rag now, infact her left breast was fighting for fresh air pushing the rag-like remains of her blouse. She was surrounded mostly by thick grassess and ashes and by the atmospheric change she could tell the time was at least 7pm . It was at least a 50m work to the main road from where she sat.

Damn, she was hungry, she tried recollecting her complete ordeal but each time she tried, it was as if her head was being pounded with a pestle, she eventually gave up. The blood from her nose dripped into her mouth and she instantly swore and cursed the aliens in her igbo dialect.
She had to get out of here, the ooze emanating from her surroundings was intoxicating her, besides she did not want to be a delicasy to the wild animals that lurked in the bush.

In one sudden burst of energy, she jumped to her feet and took two steps, only to fall down back again. Damn, her two quaking legs could not support her body. She tried getting up again and this time it worked, she was able to balance herself and moved slowly to the main road. Large drops of sweat formed and trickled down her forehead as she walked.

She eventually managed to drag herself to the main road and stood there, trying to flag a car down to come to her aid, but most of the drivers that night must have either believed her to be a mad woman or a robbery gang member as they all sped past by her none even slowing down.

After about an hour waiting there to no avail, she muttered,

"these bloody civillians are mad ooo, am here risking my life defending these arseholes and none of them can even help someone,"

Just then a black shiny thing caught her sight," hmmm", she smiled, an idea had just popped into her head.

***** ***** ******
Far, far away in the beautiful capital of USA, Mr Russel picked up his phone as a deep voice said
"The deed has been done number 2"
"You may now proceed ,Kali" Mr russel replied.........

hmmmmmmmmmmm... rozay baba

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