Teacher: class write a
composition about ur self
AKPORS wrote:
My name is Akpors Principle,
i am 18 yrs old and still
in d secondary school
bc of some reasons best
known to me and
d school management.
My girlfriend is Ekaite
who normally seat at d
back seat, although
she did not come to
school today because of
some reasons best known to
her, bt i will find
out after school.
My parents ar 4feet
tall and dat has affected
my height and
perfomance. But
still
am still popular and
am known everywere i go just
like MTN
I like watching movies
like PIRATES, NURSES TOUCH,
BASIC
INSTINCT,KARMA
SUTRA and other
movies like dis because
of some things inside.
But u will not understand
I like sleeping on d
floor because my fathers
armpit smells alot .
I usually sleep by 12pm
everynite because of
facebook, 2go and
others...i hav become
so popular their dat
people now ansa my name
Akpors
on
fb and create
pages too
with my name
AKPORS. they even give me
series of aligations
and people belive them bc i
usually do things like
dat bt not all.
...
am looking forward to
marry any
of these people
Alicia keys, Britney
spears, Niki minage
bt she is under consideration bc
of her looks.
i like my self so much
bc i dont play with
my future.
From
AKPORS PRINCIPLE
(www.comedy2christ.com)