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Satan by DrummaBoy(m): 9:45pm On Oct 05, 2013
SATAN:

Satan remains the most intelligent and spectacularly beautiful creature in the universe. The traditional portrayal of the devil with red skin, narrow evil eyes, and forked tail is pure fiction. Neither is Satan the sinister beast depicted in art and literature. Were he visible, men would undoubtedly be awed by his glamour, Charmed by his brilliance, captivated by his personality. He remains the most impressive of all creatures (Ezekeil 28:13). Nevertheless, he is absolute evil - R. B. Thieme Jnr, in his book The Angelic Conflict.

This is the very reason Christians must beware of whom they listen to. I see too many ministers who fit this description of Satan in the media ministering a so called gospel of Jesus Christ. Paul the apostles rightly described these ministers and Satan in 2 Corinthians 11:14-15, 'And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light. Therefore it is no great thing if his ministers also be transformed as the ministers of righteousness; whose end shall be according to their works'.

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Re: Satan by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:29pm On Oct 05, 2013
DrummaBoy:

Satan remains the most intelligent and spectacularly beautiful creature in the universe.

smiley
Re: Satan by Tgirl4real(f): 11:13pm On Oct 05, 2013
Of course, he is visible today.
Re: Satan by DrummaBoy(m): 11:56am On Oct 06, 2013
Its funny that Alfa only saw what he wanted to see about this quote on Satan. Did U also see the last line that he is very evil too?
Re: Satan by DrummaBoy(m): 11:59am On Oct 06, 2013
Tgirl4real: Of course, he is visible today.

That is correct sister.

And appears a lot on pulpits these days.
Re: Satan by Tgirl4real(f): 12:38pm On Oct 06, 2013
DrummaBoy:

That is correct sister.

And appears a lot on pulpits these days.


Yes o... He goes to n fro the earth seeking whom to devour.

How are u Sir?

Happy Sunday.
Re: Satan by DrummaBoy(m): 9:21pm On Oct 06, 2013
Tgirl4real:


Yes o... He goes to n fro the earth seeking whom to devour.

How are u Sir?

Happy Sunday.

I dey O

I dey kampe, even pass Obasanjo!

Lol!!
Re: Satan by HumbledbYGrace(f): 9:35pm On Oct 06, 2013
DrummaBoy: Its funny that Alfa only saw what he wanted to see about this quote on Satan. Did U also see the last line that he is very evil too?
lol, I laughed at his quote. That's alfa for you....

He is very evil and uses beauty to get the younger generation. But I see girls in trouble that guys
Re: Satan by DrummaBoy(m): 4:10pm On Oct 07, 2013
HumbledbYGrace: lol, I laughed at his quote. That's alfa for you....

He is very evil and uses beauty to get the younger generation. But I see girls in trouble that guys

abi O. Mod's should do something to ban that chap before he satanizes people around here. Nairaland sha!

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Re: Satan by nlMediator: 7:42pm On Oct 07, 2013
Satan is both evil-looking and good-looking. He transforms himself into what image is suitable for the purpose he seeks to accomplish. Some people only come under his influence through fear or terror and not because of his debonair looks.
Re: Satan by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:55pm On Oct 07, 2013
DrummaBoy:

abi O. Mod's should do something to ban that chap before he satanizes people around here. Nairaland sha!

I can assure you that they have tried.
Re: Satan by DrummaBoy(m): 8:53pm On Oct 07, 2013
Alfa Seltzer:

I can assure you that they have tried.

Lol!

Now Alfa does Satan have a theology? Does he have a gospel? Before U ask me, I refer to my blog below for a glimpse at the gospel of Jesus Christ.
Re: Satan by Candour(m): 9:03pm On Oct 07, 2013
nlMediator: Satan is both evil-looking and good-looking. He transforms himself into what image is suitable for the purpose he seeks to accomplish. Some people only come under his influence through fear or terror and not because of his debonair looks.

True talk. He's crafty with plenty tricks but powerless against a Christian saved by Grace and who is aware of what Christ did on our behalf
Re: Satan by Nobody: 6:10am On Oct 08, 2013
Alfa Seltzer:

smiley

grin

You dey crace.
Re: Satan by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:20am On Oct 08, 2013
Candour:

True talk. He's crafty with plenty tricks but powerless against a Christian saved by Grace and who is aware of what Christ did on our behalf

Got himself nailed alive on a log of wood with thieves? That's the great thing he did for you? SMH.

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Re: Satan by DrummaBoy(m): 10:17am On Oct 08, 2013
Alfa Seltzer:

Got himself nailed alive on a log of wood with thieves? That's the great thing he did for you? SMH.

What has Satan done for you, sir?
Re: Satan by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:42am On Oct 08, 2013
DrummaBoy:

What has Satan done for you, sir?

He makes sure I don't need Viagra.

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Re: Satan by HumbledbYGrace(f): 10:50am On Oct 08, 2013
Alfa Seltzer:

He makes sure I don't need Viagra.
you lie, he promises you all money can buy, drains your soul, leaves you an angry sad man who will claim there is no God and then when he is tired of you, kills you and throws you in the pits of hell, then you will know just how ugly and pathetic satan is. tongue
Re: Satan by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:52am On Oct 08, 2013
HumbledbYGrace: you lie, tongue

You want to put it to test?

Let's meet. wink
Re: Satan by HumbledbYGrace(f): 11:01am On Oct 08, 2013
Alfa Seltzer:

You want to put it to test?

Let's meet. wink
eh, as long as your not going to pay anything on my behalf, satan's monie is fake.
Re: Satan by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:12am On Oct 08, 2013
HumbledbYGrace: eh, as long as your not going to pay anything on my behalf, satan's monie is fake.

I really don't mind the lady paying.
Re: Satan by HumbledbYGrace(f): 11:21am On Oct 08, 2013
Alfa Seltzer:

I really don't mind the lady paying.
Stingy guy angry we aint meeting then tongue
Re: Satan by DrummaBoy(m): 11:31am On Oct 08, 2013
Alfa Seltzer:

He makes sure I don't need Viagra.

forgive the language but this gospel is a hopeless gospel
Re: Satan by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:19pm On Oct 08, 2013
HumbledbYGrace: Stingy guy angry we aint meeting then tongue

Hehe. Another soldier of christ running away.

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Re: Satan by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:19pm On Oct 08, 2013
DrummaBoy:

forgive the language but this gospel is a hopeless gospel

In your opinion.
Re: Satan by Candour(m): 12:36pm On Oct 08, 2013
Alfa Seltzer:

Got himself nailed alive on a log of wood with thieves? That's the great thing he did for you? SMH.

yeah brother. a very great thing indeed.
Re: Satan by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:49pm On Oct 08, 2013
Candour:

yeah brother. a very great thing indeed.

Why don't you emulate him?
Re: Satan by Tgirl4real(f): 12:49pm On Oct 08, 2013
Crazy man,

I see you viewing. How are u doing?
Re: Satan by Candour(m): 12:50pm On Oct 08, 2013
Alfa Seltzer:

Why don't you emulate him?

No reason to
Re: Satan by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:16pm On Oct 08, 2013
Candour:

No reason to

You don't like greatness?
Re: Satan by DrummaBoy(m): 2:16pm On Oct 08, 2013
Alfa Seltzer:

In your opinion.

What sort of gospel is this that gives you an erect-ion (viagra) alone? So after that what else do U have? What hope do you have beyond this life with Satan?
Re: Satan by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:27pm On Oct 08, 2013
DrummaBoy:

What sort of gospel is this that gives you an erect-ion (viagra) alone? So after that what else do U have? What hope do you have beyond this life with Satan?

Everlasting life.

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