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Akpors Answers Where Jesus Is by omoikea(m): 3:27pm On Oct 06, 2013
A Sunday school teacher is
concerned that his students
might be a little confused about
Jesus, so he asks his class,
"Where is Jesus today?"
Steven raises his hand
and says,
"He's in Heaven."
Mary answers, "He's in my
heart."
Akpors waves his hand furiously
and blurts out, "He's in our
bathroom!"
The surprised teacher asks
akpors how he knows this.
"Well," akpors says,"every
morning, my father gets up,
bangs on the bathroom door
and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you
still in there?!'"
(www.comedy2christ.com)
Re: Akpors Answers Where Jesus Is by Lindajohn(f): 4:02pm On Oct 06, 2013
U try
Re: Akpors Answers Where Jesus Is by clixa: 5:04pm On Oct 06, 2013
lol badt akpors
Re: Akpors Answers Where Jesus Is by ngoobest2080(f): 6:18pm On Oct 06, 2013
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