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Make Me Fell Like A Woman by tubabs2002(m): 8:54pm On Oct 07, 2013 |
On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of sex in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??" For a moment, there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He's gorgeous. Tall, built, with long, flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves. The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the stranger approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers: "Iron this."[/color] |
Re: Make Me Fell Like A Woman by aocgene(m): 3:41pm On Oct 08, 2013 |
i dnt understand |
Re: Make Me Fell Like A Woman by Gabreal1(m): 3:51pm On Oct 08, 2013 |
Too long to be read. |
Re: Make Me Fell Like A Woman by speeder(m): 8:55am On Oct 10, 2013 |
Interpretation: instead of sleeping with the woman, he gave her his cloth to iron. This makes a a real woman sinse women naturally do the laudaries. |
Re: Make Me Fell Like A Woman by tubabs2002(m): 2:38pm On Oct 11, 2013 |
speeder: Interpretation: instead of sleeping with the woman, he gave her his cloth to iron. This makes a a real woman sinse women naturally do the laudaries. yea |
Re: Make Me Fell Like A Woman by Nobody: 4:11pm On Oct 27, 2013 |
Well, is dis a joke or a poem |
Re: Make Me Fell Like A Woman by tubabs2002(m): 4:15pm On Oct 27, 2013 |
Hordunlarmy: Well, is dis a joke or a poem wat does it look like to you ?.. advice: read it ova again carefully |
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