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Warri Bible Is Finally Out, #‎grab Your Copy Now!!! by priscaoge(f): 10:52am On Oct 12, 2013
Sample version!
ENG:- As it is written in the Bible.
WARRI:- As dem yan 4 Bible!
ENG:- Jesus entered the boat with his disciples!
WARRI:- Bros J cum enta canoe with em padi dem !
ENG:- As the boat was sailing, there was a great storm !
WARRI:- As the canoe dey move, na em yawa cum gas !
ENG:- The storm was so great that it was like a whirlwind !
WARRI:- as d yawa Dey gas, na em kasala burst join !
ENG:- The disciples became So afraid and theyshouted Master ! Master !
WARRI:- Na em liver fail em padi dem, na em dem begin dey hala Brosi eh ! Brossi
eh !
ENG:- Jesus got up and calmed down the wind!
WARRI:- Na so bros J standa kon arrange the mata !
ENG:- HE turned to his disciples and said, 'oh ye with little faith' !
WARRI:- Na em Bros J luk em padi dem, shake him head, kon provoke..."O BOI !
UNA FALL MA HAND O !
ENG:- The disciples replied and said "what manner of man is this ?"
WARRI:- em padi dem kon hala"shoo! Bros J, which levels nah, U BE WINSH?"

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Re: Warri Bible Is Finally Out, #‎grab Your Copy Now!!! by Nobody: 11:47am On Oct 12, 2013
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