Here are some stories making headlines across Nigerian newspapers.
1. Nigeria loses N250bn monthly to oil theft - London Observer. FG can't stop it & has no N90bn for ASUU to end its strike. Maybe this solution will work for everyone. Why not give ASUU license to join oil bunkers?
2. When two elephants fight, the grass suffers. When Reuben Abati fights Femi Fani-Kayode, dozens of women who need their attention suffer.
3. Nigeria’s total public debt rose from N6.25tn ($40.1bn) in 2010 to N9.04tn ($58.04bn) in 2012- Debt Management Office. Oh, Ngozi. Please don’t fire the Debt Management Office.
4. Students, female professor take clothes off in class to protest new dress code. Ooooooh. Why didn’t they do this when I was in school?
5. Akpabio blames Nigeria’s woes on false prophecies. Oh, that one is easy to deal with. Arrest the prophets and that will end the bad prophecies. If you lock up Prophet T.B. Joshua planes will stop crashing in Nigeria.
6. PDP to Fani Kayode: You represent the bad, the ugly and the scandalous. Come on people, the rich man did not treat his prodigal son this way.
7. ‘How Nigeria can earn $1b from herbs and medicinal foods’ – Maurice Iwu. So this man knew of this pot of gold and yet he went to INEC to loot?

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