Groundnut is just hungrying me!

I can't move backer than this

BBBlaze:


IN CHRIS BROWN WORDS!

does that sound correct to you? can u write it in an english exam? just asking.

--i cannot fit to come and go and die

"Enter your shoe and follow me"
"Open the window and let the atmosphere come inside"


Said by one of my teachers back in the days @ Sec Sch!

"What you are cooking is dancing o"

he he he he be he. was that a JMMGS teacher cos it sounds familier

I was told to told you

"Enter your shoe and follow me"
"Open the window and let the atmosphere come inside"


Said by one of my teachers back in the days @ Sec Sch!

"What you are cooking is dancing o"

Sounds familiar
FGGC Ohafia right?

u come and came to my house when i didn't invitation u

Let me come and be going

Ojukwu is dead but his manhood lives on!

D phone is hotting

That is why am came here

Do you able to call them

Is not already printed

We go close quicker

E dey make me anger

"see how you are behaving like a girl of primary one years old"

I was coming to your house when i nack my leg

I cant talk of worse english because my english has k leg. So I try to learn better english daily.

me is coming to ur place 2moro.

"Epp me"

Teacher # do u ever read at home?
Student # i did, i didn't did

fiziebaibie:
1. U are sooo completed in beautiful

Lol.... U tell am say u b uncompleted building?

landlord : if you did it tell me what you did it, if you didn't did it tell me you didn't did it

me : I didn't did it...


#limo

Who's coat is this jacket?

Nl English :

Just leave your live

I live him there

Tbc

Who barber ur head?

"leave under the sun"

AUNTY: I WANT TO USE MYSELF!!

" It's time for lunchling "

However, have in mind that this person's first language is not English but Spanish, I still get a very good laugh off this whenever I remember.

My neighbours from way back

The girl is hurrying her mum up as she was already late for school
" Moomi, hurry up 8 o'clock is knacking now

Another child returned from school and the mum was giving instructions
" Ibrahim, drop your bag and eat, your food is on the kitchen"

A mother has just beaten her son and he was about bursting into a cry which the woman didn't want
"Basit! Kini mo fi kan e? If you swell up! If you swell up!

Let me come and be going

EgunMogaji:


Story story.

Turn tail like the yellow belly that you are

Your affiliate account is getting cancelled soon. Duncenia

cancelled? Hahahahahahahaha

henceforth I'm just gonna hit the ignore button.



my affiliate account is gonna be cancelled? Hahahahaha Hahahahaha Hahahahaha Hahahahaha Hahahahaha. Who's this guy for God sake? he's such a wonderful comedian. you seriously need to contact AY-LIVE.



Sorry to disappoint you, I did read the T&C and I quite understand their rules and regulations.

I'm still trying hard to figure out who's actually the DUNCE here prof... Bye prof............... OH happy Sunday prof* Don't miss church today cuz it's obvious you need JESUS PROF.


ignored button has just been activated successfully...

YOUNGSTUNNA:


cancelled? Hahahahahahahaha

henceforth I'm just gonna hit the ignore button.



my affiliate account is gonna be cancelled? Hahahahaha Hahahahaha Hahahahaha Hahahahaha Hahahahaha. Who's this guy for God sake? he's such a wonderful comedian. you seriously need to contact AY-LIVE.



Sorry to disappoint you, I did read the T&C and I quite understand their rules and regulations.

I'm still trying hard to figure out who's actually the DUNCE here prof... Bye prof............... OH happy Sunday prof* Don't miss church today cuz it's obvious you need JESUS PROF.


ignored button has just been activated successfully...

Yawnnnnnn......

Is this one of those long goodbyes?

I will called him

On being invited over for lunch, a 300L student of a university replied, ''Aunty , don't worry. I have eat''.