"Enter your shoe and follow me"
"Open the window and let the atmosphere come inside"


Said by one of my teachers back in the days @ Sec Sch!

"What you are cooking is dancing o"

this popular grammatical error I guess is still popular in that same sec. School you attended. UP JOGS.. .. Baba banjula.
Shodipo how far?. .... Awa ti jogs 99 ni yen

Duro na omode yi, AM I LOOK LIKE YOUR FATHER? See daddy is looking u since,u dont aware. Be laffing go there,

Let me come and be going" lol

I didn't did it

Aunty, leave the chalkboard... You are a block

I have not commotted it.

Is you not sacred of my blow

what am i do?

"Enter your shoe and follow me"
"Open the window and let the atmosphere come inside"


Said by one of my teachers back in the days @ Sec Sch!

"What you are cooking is dancing o"

Did you attend Kings' college, Lagos ?

who shat that shit. do you want me to division myself into twice.

One pretty babe approached me and my elder brother at an engineer's office in Fedpoffa asking

Is engineering around?

I am seeing you here and I am seeing you there, are you twice?

Am seeing you here and am seeing you there, are you twice?

Daddy has went out

How can I divided myself into twice?

Once beaten thrice shine!!!!!

"Many many time you go, little time you çome",

That was a statement by a Chinese man complaining about someone's absenteeism.

" School is bored, I am boring."

"I wish him soonest recover " a mucisian wishing his fellow musician a quick recovery.

...my fellow widows ...my fellow widows

iron carried my cloth.

I am barbing saloon not barber

i was passin by a particular street and I heard a
woman talkin to a boy that beat her son, "u dis
were boy, u beat my son dat his head come out
wit contour" lol.... WHAT'S YOURS?

Where did you went to ?
Where are you people wakaring to ?
This Christmas everyone us eating rices and stewes

Tamarapetty:
does that sound correct to you? can u write it in an english exam? just asking.

pls u shld ask chris brown wen u c him, because he is d author and finisher of the statement !

I know you just want to PUNISHMENT ni?
What i DO?
How DOES you does?

Adamu u surprising me yesterday,u surprising me today and u want to surprisin me tomorrow.is u a surpriser?

Who did you met?

Photography studio above underground bakery meanwhile the girl was forming all that. Thank God jumping from third mainland never begin reign that time.

once, my lecturer said "The two both of you, come here"

I cant not move backer than this.

sanc2s:
Am seeing you here and am seeing you there, are you twice?

I start from page 13 and I'll say this is my funniest incorrect English sentence here.

i was looking at u today but i didnt see u in the work

1.As big as u dey u cannot fit tie ur tie. 2.we are local(loyal)to ur government. 3.uncle the sweet u gave us is causing locomotion in the class. etc

The money spended was properly spended!

I came to ur house but U didn't dey

hope4life:
Iralife one by each is very grammatically correct.

Really? Pls use the phrase in sentences to enlighten me further. We learn everyday you know? Thanks