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If You Dont Laugh, Call Me A Fool. I Swear. by englishmart(m): 11:58am On Oct 14, 2013
[/color][color=#000099]. Chinedu's. girlfriend woke him very early in the morning and the following conversation ensued between them. GIRLFRIEND; " I had a dream about you last night.
CHINEDU; (excited) wow! My sweetheart I'm all ears tell me the beautiful dream"
GIRLFRIEND; "we were travelling in a bus, all of a sudden the bus lost control and fell into the river.
CHINEDU; " am listening? Girlfriend; " everbody was struggling to swim out but u were busy searching for someone. Chinedu; " obviously, I was searching for u.
GIRLFRIEND; " no, u were busy shouting. "Driver o, conductor, conductor, where una dey o, condoctor o, make una give me my change before I die"
Re: If You Dont Laugh, Call Me A Fool. I Swear. by Nobody: 1:09pm On Oct 14, 2013
My brother, u're a fool. A big 1 @ such.
Re: If You Dont Laugh, Call Me A Fool. I Swear. by englishmart(m): 2:19pm On Oct 14, 2013
don_salvy: My brother, u're a fool. A big 1 @ such.
thunder fire u, mumu
Re: If You Dont Laugh, Call Me A Fool. I Swear. by Kiingsolomon(f): 2:31pm On Oct 14, 2013
Lol... Kinda funny
Re: If You Dont Laugh, Call Me A Fool. I Swear. by seankay(m): 2:40pm On Oct 14, 2013
Big fool ;DBig fool
Re: If You Dont Laugh, Call Me A Fool. I Swear. by olisehcom(f): 3:15pm On Oct 14, 2013
i'm sorry bt u r a fool
#i didnt laugh#
Re: If You Dont Laugh, Call Me A Fool. I Swear. by laluski(m): 8:55pm On Oct 14, 2013
Na all the big big fool una don call dis guy nahim dey make me laff sotay I forget add my own
Re: If You Dont Laugh, Call Me A Fool. I Swear. by armadeo(m): 9:19pm On Oct 14, 2013
I swear u are a fool. ( U asked for it)
Re: If You Dont Laugh, Call Me A Fool. I Swear. by Fabfunki(f): 11:22pm On Oct 14, 2013
fool
Re: If You Dont Laugh, Call Me A Fool. I Swear. by CertifiedFreak(m): 12:19am On Oct 15, 2013
The joke's tha title itself... No blaming tha authors ironic wisdom here
Re: If You Dont Laugh, Call Me A Fool. I Swear. by bunmioguns(m): 1:04am On Oct 15, 2013
biggest fool

Re: If You Dont Laugh, Call Me A Fool. I Swear. by abelmovic1: 2:04pm On Oct 15, 2013
I no fit laugh why calling this guy a fool ?he tried now,u guy no go kill person o lol,the guy don dey cry now hahahahaaaa
Re: If You Dont Laugh, Call Me A Fool. I Swear. by Markvelly: 2:28pm On Oct 15, 2013
Wel, dis joke no funy
Re: If You Dont Laugh, Call Me A Fool. I Swear. by dexxolydian: 3:16pm On Oct 15, 2013
U BE BIG F000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000L PLUS IDIOT GAN
Re: If You Dont Laugh, Call Me A Fool. I Swear. by sawg91(m): 4:04pm On Oct 15, 2013
Without further argument, will u accept ur gullible nature?....A first order fool u are! Last of ur kind .....chai!!! SMH
Re: If You Dont Laugh, Call Me A Fool. I Swear. by james2man: 8:39pm On Oct 15, 2013
Nothing is funny about your joke. with due respect i'm sorry to say this but you're a fool of highest order.
Re: If You Dont Laugh, Call Me A Fool. I Swear. by PrettySpicey(f): 9:41pm On Oct 15, 2013
Ur joke no make sense. N u already know what u r.
Re: If You Dont Laugh, Call Me A Fool. I Swear. by englishmart(m): 7:52am On Oct 16, 2013
abelmovic1: I no fit laugh why calling this guy a fool ?he tried now,u guy no go kill person o lol,the guy don dey cry now hahahahaaaa
do u know me?
Re: If You Dont Laugh, Call Me A Fool. I Swear. by annawhite(f): 9:42am On Oct 16, 2013
Fool!!!!!

Fool
Fool
Fool
Fool
Fool angry sad angry
Re: If You Dont Laugh, Call Me A Fool. I Swear. by Acidosis(m): 9:53am On Oct 16, 2013
Funny joke


You guys should take it easy on OP, haba
Re: If You Dont Laugh, Call Me A Fool. I Swear. by DeWisedon(m): 10:20am On Oct 16, 2013
mpa gi dia

1 Like

Re: If You Dont Laugh, Call Me A Fool. I Swear. by liveogd(m): 7:07pm On Oct 16, 2013
Fool + 1
Re: If You Dont Laugh, Call Me A Fool. I Swear. by Mamacita007(f): 7:07pm On Oct 16, 2013
haaaaaaaha very funny

De Wisedon: mpa gi dia

mpa onye? grin grin
Re: If You Dont Laugh, Call Me A Fool. I Swear. by agohmamuda(m): 4:43am On Oct 17, 2013
don_salvy: My brother, u're a fool. A big 1 @ such.

big fool
Re: If You Dont Laugh, Call Me A Fool. I Swear. by englishmart(m): 6:08am On Oct 17, 2013
As una don smoke finish now, una don dey call fool instead of funny
Re: If You Dont Laugh, Call Me A Fool. I Swear. by Nobody: 8:45am On Oct 17, 2013
agohmamuda:

big fool

U're as ugly as ur name sounds. Monkey
Re: If You Dont Laugh, Call Me A Fool. I Swear. by SHERIFV(m): 6:18pm On Oct 17, 2013
VERRY FUNNY grin VERRY FUNNY
Re: If You Dont Laugh, Call Me A Fool. I Swear. by crystabell(f): 6:22pm On Oct 17, 2013
angry foolestest
Re: If You Dont Laugh, Call Me A Fool. I Swear. by englishmart(m): 6:47pm On Oct 17, 2013
SHERIFV: VERRY FUNNY grin VERRY FUNNY
am so glad, someone says am funny
Re: If You Dont Laugh, Call Me A Fool. I Swear. by jbblues24(m): 9:21pm On May 31, 2019
Looks fun and admirable =) tongue

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