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Laff & Break Ur Ribs ! by Nobody: 11:50am On Jul 05, 2008 |
A man from eastern nigeria went to united states to visit his younger brother who resides on the last floor of a high rise residential buiding of ten floors. This man was on his way out one morning and on getting to the ground floor,he realised;he has forgotten his wallet. He looked up and sighted his brother sitting down at the balcony of their apartment (10th floor) Then,he started shouting "Emeka,wetem wallet". He kept calling the attention of his brother without any response until a white man on the balcony of the first floor threw a binocular to him to see his brother. He held the binocular,looked up and said quietly[i], "E-me-ka, we-t-em wa-ll-et" [/i] |
Re: Laff & Break Ur Ribs ! by Nella(f): 12:16pm On Jul 05, 2008 |
ooh right! took some time to process it, looool! haha, wht a fool, nice one, |
Re: Laff & Break Ur Ribs ! by mohawkchic(f): 4:18pm On Jul 05, 2008 |
~LMAO . . .about to break my ribs!! Kwel Joke,Love it! |
Re: Laff & Break Ur Ribs ! by ituen(m): 4:29am On Jul 06, 2008 |
make una explain am to me oh |
Re: Laff & Break Ur Ribs ! by Jeovy(m): 12:19pm On Jul 06, 2008 |
go eat after that,read am again, you go understand |
Re: Laff & Break Ur Ribs ! by kene20(m): 6:20pm On Jul 06, 2008 |
lol, jst picking d pieces of my ribs |
Re: Laff & Break Ur Ribs ! by troy34(m): 6:57pm On Jul 06, 2008 |
why laugh at what u dont understand |
Re: Laff & Break Ur Ribs ! by ituen(m): 5:38am On Jul 07, 2008 |
My brother troy Tell them. |
Re: Laff & Break Ur Ribs ! by clemcykul(f): 10:02am On Jul 07, 2008 |
ok i will |
Re: Laff & Break Ur Ribs ! by ituen(m): 11:08pm On Jul 07, 2008 |
this sex transplant you do dey worry u badly |
Re: Laff & Break Ur Ribs ! by Jeovy(m): 11:19pm On Jul 07, 2008 |
this transplant vex Ituen personally |
Re: Laff & Break Ur Ribs ! by Jeovy(m): 11:19pm On Jul 07, 2008 |
:p :p :p |
Re: Laff & Break Ur Ribs ! by ituen(m): 3:40am On Jul 08, 2008 |
Jeovy, I gat vex personally cos Migines na my senior brother and i know wetin the boy pass through before im get Clemcy If na you marry clemcy, come later know her condition, hw u go feel?
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Re: Laff & Break Ur Ribs ! by dreeldee: 3:43am On Jul 08, 2008 |
wetin dey under that girl |
Re: Laff & Break Ur Ribs ! by mohawkchic(f): 4:01am On Jul 08, 2008 |
dreeldee: ~ ~ONE Shiny Bollocks!! |
Re: Laff & Break Ur Ribs ! by ituen(m): 6:58am On Jul 08, 2008 |
Hehehe If Clemcy asks of me, tell her I went to see The Queen |
Re: Laff & Break Ur Ribs ! by chistiana(f): 10:22am On Jul 08, 2008 |
heya. |
Re: Laff & Break Ur Ribs ! by MrInfo1(m): 1:33pm On Jul 20, 2008 |
See clemcykul butt |
Re: Laff & Break Ur Ribs ! by Kays1(m): 2:59pm On Jul 20, 2008 |
Lord of Nazareth , |
Re: Laff & Break Ur Ribs ! by clemcykul(f): 10:13am On Jul 21, 2008 |
lol dat was tyte nice diickk, lovely moulds |
Re: Laff & Break Ur Ribs ! by Abbygyal(f): 7:36pm On Jul 21, 2008 |
omg!!!!!dats disgusting |
Re: Laff & Break Ur Ribs ! by clemcykul(f): 8:47am On Jul 22, 2008 |
its beautiful |
Re: Laff & Break Ur Ribs ! by ituen(m): 11:30am On Jul 22, 2008 |
Clemcy, Tell them oh Very soon, u go dey recieve calls for modelling |
Re: Laff & Break Ur Ribs ! by clemcykul(f): 12:43pm On Jul 22, 2008 |
how u take knoe? i need money for maintenance |
Re: Laff & Break Ur Ribs ! by dreeldee: 10:55pm On Jul 22, 2008 |
na that thing you wan maintain? |
Re: Laff & Break Ur Ribs ! by segunpc(m): 7:55am On Jul 23, 2008 |
@ joke really tite. @ ituen wetin this mean be say with the binocular he tot his broda was closer. |
Re: Laff & Break Ur Ribs ! by ituen(m): 8:29am On Jul 23, 2008 |
Nooo Na my senior brother, Migines, i dey console. But wetin i like be say they have been doing fine and no problems for them Hw clemcy pull dat one, i no know |
Re: Laff & Break Ur Ribs ! by Jeovy(m): 9:12am On Jul 23, 2008 |
Clems dey use magic for under her hmm, |
Re: Laff & Break Ur Ribs ! by bibs(f): 9:23am On Jul 23, 2008 |
indeed a rib cracker! Clem so na so u be? Its a pity! |
Re: Laff & Break Ur Ribs ! by chioya(f): 9:35am On Jul 23, 2008 |
na wa oh |
Re: Laff & Break Ur Ribs ! by tufe(m): 8:00pm On Jul 23, 2008 |
nice joke |
Re: Laff & Break Ur Ribs ! by MrInfo1(m): 1:08am On Jul 24, 2008 |
Nice view of clemcykul butt |
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