AKPOS: I want to buy dog food.
Seller: Do you have a dog?.
AKPOS: Yes
Seller: Where is it?.
AKPOS: At home.
Seller: Sorry, i can’t sell you dog food unless i see the dog first, it is our policy.
The Next Day….
AKPOS: Do you have cat food?.
…
Seller: Where is your cat?.
AKPOS: It is at home.
Seller: Sorry, i can’t sell cat food for you unless i see the cat.
Two Days Later….
AKPOS went there holding a nylon bag.
Seller: What is in your bag?.
AKPOS: Put your hand inside first.
(The seller puts his hand inside)
Seller: It’s cold, what is it?.
AKPOS: It is my poo, i brought it as evidence because I need toilet paper

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LOL..Akpors na crazy dude!

Akpors and his wife never fought for 25yrs of their mariage!!! . A friend asked him how he had managed to make it possible.
He narrated, "We went for our Honeymoon in Australia 25years ago, and while riding on a horse, my wife's horse jumped & my wife fell down. She then got up, patted the Horse's back and said 'this is your first time'.
After a while,it happened again. She patted the horse again and said 'this is your second time". The horse did it again the 3rd time, she brought out a gun and shot the horse dead.
I was so shocked and shouted at her, 'Are you crazy!!? What's wrong with you!!? Why did you kill the horse...... She gave me a grave look and said 'THIS YOUR FIRST TIME". Ever since then we have been living very happily

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