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Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Nobody: 2:54pm On Nov 06, 2014

Timmytimmy:

You self talk answer before I shoot you!!This is a military regime!!

let's hear your answer first..

Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Nobody: 2:56pm On Nov 06, 2014

Penboy:
all right. Lemme try

that that is, is that, that is, not is not. Is that it? It is!

hmm, ok you attempted it... good.. but...

all the same, C4

Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Nobody: 2:59pm On Nov 06, 2014

dora7891:
I omitted words?

yeah, the question was :
That That Is Is That That Is Not Is Not Is That It It Is
and your answer was :
That! that is... is that? that is
not... is that it? it is!

Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Benvolio(m): 3:02pm On Nov 06, 2014

uumm:

all the same..... C4

C wat? show me my script pls!

Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Benvolio(m): 3:04pm On Nov 06, 2014

Timmytimmy:

This dude believes in odeshi? Please, let an American soldier shoot a Nigerian herbalist with a bazooka.

u neva tufan? d bazooka go turn flower or fruit!

Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 4:02pm On Nov 06, 2014

That, that is(as in i.e), is that that (as in which) is not. Is that it?it is.
I give up.....say the answer already. grin

Or I shoot!! angry

Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 4:07pm On Nov 06, 2014

Benvolio:
u neva tufan? d bazooka go turn flower or fruit!

I'm waiting for the day when an Army of babalawos will march against the American army. That would be the next Holocaust after Hitler.

Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Nobody: 6:49pm On Nov 06, 2014

Timmytimmy:

I won't kill you, not because you don't have a will but because you have nothing to will away.

if ah catch u ehn...now I don go ogbomosho come bck,pull that trigger let's see what happens sef

Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Nobody: 6:51pm On Nov 06, 2014

Benvolio:
*lmao*see u! u ar already wetting ur pant!!!let him shoot nw! Nufin will happen#odesii

hehehe...I had to act as if I av nthn...but deep down,gat a bulletproof skin..."Subcutaneous armour"

Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by babysmart(f): 7:06pm On Nov 06, 2014

B3 awwww....oya com nd tell us d answer nw

Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by understatement: 7:29pm On Nov 06, 2014

haydot95:
...now I don go ogbomosho come bck,

what do u mean mr man?...don't 4get there are ogbomoso peeps here o.....

P S...last time I checked,we have the highest number of baptist churches in Nigeria...just incase that's what u meant..(Juju tins)...lolz

Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Nobody: 7:32pm On Nov 06, 2014

understatement:
what do u mean mr man?...don't 4get there are ogbomoso peeps here o.....

P S...last time I checked,we have the highest number of baptist churches in Nigeria...just incase that's what u meant..(Juju tins)...lolz

na church I go na,prayerrrss

Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Nobody: 8:26pm On Nov 06, 2014

If I were to pick a winner, it would be Haydot..

@Haydot, you were very close to it.. just a tiny mistake.

Haydot's answer : That that is, is. That that is not, is not. Is that it? it is

The correct answer : That that is, is. That that is not, is not. Is that it? it is.

spot the difference

Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by understatement: 8:34pm On Nov 06, 2014

uumm:
If I were to pick a winner, it would be Haydot..

@Haydot, you were very close to it.. just a tiny mistake.

Haydot's answer : That that is, is. That that is not, is not. Is that it? it is

The correct answer : That that is, is. That that is not, is not. Is that it? it is.

spot the difference

lolz..u no go give am A1 cus of full-stop?

Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by dora7891(f): 8:59pm On Nov 06, 2014

uumm:

yeah, the question was :
That That Is Is That That Is Not Is Not Is That It It Is
and your answer was :
That! that is... is that? that is
not... is that it? it is!

lol o

Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by understatement: 9:05pm On Nov 06, 2014

uumm:
: That that is, is. That that is not, is not. Is that it? it is.

spot the difference

picture this scenario....

two soldiers holding a slave captive cus only him can recognise what they are anxiously looking for in a jungle...

1st soldier all of a sudden sees smtin on a tree and stutterly said while pointing at it THAT!THAT IS!(It)

2nd soldier asks the slave: IS THAT(it)?

Slave replies:THAT IS NOT(it)

1st soldier with a disappointing face asks IS NOT?

moving forward a bit,the first soldier sees smtin himself and asks:IS THAT IT?

Slave reluctantly saying sad

yes)IT IS....

In other words...ur answer is very wrong mr lecturer...if not,give me a picaresque answer if it does make brain like this.....(Hahahah...spicing thread tins)....

Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by OAUTemitayo: 9:36pm On Nov 06, 2014

Boys dey here dey yarn opeke.
Abeg when are we resuming,
i still dey street dey hustle sha o

Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by babysmart(f): 10:15pm On Nov 06, 2014

wow, kul answer, bt u 4 giv haydot A1 na.

Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by adeshola1(m): 10:36pm On Nov 06, 2014

babysmart:
wow, kul answer, bt u 4 giv haydot A1 na.

WAEC MARKING STANDARD

No full stop attracts -1|2.....

So if na me self.... I 4 give am E8 self
but thank God say no b sha

Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 10:53pm On Nov 06, 2014

understatement:
picture this scenario....

two soldiers holding a slave captive cus only him can recognise what they are anxiously looking for in a jungle...

1st soldier all of a sudden sees smtin on a tree and stutterly said THAT?THAT IS!

2nd soldier asks the slave: IS THAT(it)?

Slave replies:THAT IS NOT(it)

1st soldier with a disappointing face asks IS NOT?

moving forward a bit,the first soldier sees smtin himself and asks:IS THAT IT?

Slave reluctantly sayingyes)IT IS....

In other words...ur answer is very wrong mr lecturer...if not,give me a picaresque answer if it does make brain like this.....(Hahahah...spicing thread tins)....

Punctuations are a funny thing, I believe almost everyone can validate their answers with an explanation.

Uumm, give us a scenario where such sentences may be used. embarassed

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Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by simlaw: 11:02pm On Nov 06, 2014

Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Nobody: 11:13pm On Nov 06, 2014

efyzhi:

Baba........ Park well jare............... GOD DEY
.
...

All is well! I never did guarantee automatic failure though. It's not easy down here.

Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Benvolio(m): 11:28pm On Nov 06, 2014

Timmytimmy:
I'm waiting for the day when an Army of babalawos will march against the American army. That would be the next Holocaust after Hitler.

no charm insurance for u walking to ur own death! so it will neva happen#herbalists TeamWise

Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Benvolio(m): 11:29pm On Nov 06, 2014

haydot95:
hehehe...I had to act as if I av nthn...but deep down,gat a bulletproof skin..."Subcutaneous armour"

you are rite bro! nw tongue out at him!

Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Johnwills(m): 12:15am On Nov 07, 2014

hausadreturn:
be guided thats all

okay. I've heard. I tank you.

Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Nobody: 12:24am On Nov 07, 2014

uumm:
If I were to pick a winner, it would be Haydot..

@Haydot, you were very close to it.. just a tiny mistake.

Haydot's answer : That that is, is. That that is not, is not. Is that it? it is

The correct answer : That that is, is. That that is not, is not. Is that it? it is.

spot the difference

then u better change my b3 to b2 or else

Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Nobody: 12:25am On Nov 07, 2014

adeshola1:

WAEC MARKING STANDARD

No full stop attracts -1|2.....

So if na me self.... I 4 give am E8 self
but thank God say no b sha

ogbeni...why na? Na so u wicked reach?

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Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by hausadreturn(m): 1:11am On Nov 07, 2014

It was the first day of the session and a new fresh student, Mensah, a Ghanaian, joined the
class in one of Nigeria's universities.
The Lecturer said, "let's begin by reviewing some Nigerian history."
The Lecturer asked who said, "I shall return to die in the land of my fathers?"
She saw a sea of blank faces,
except for Mensah, who had his
hand up.
Mensah replied: "King Jaja of
Opobo, 1875" "very good!" said lecturer. Then she asked again, who said, "The land use
act will feed the nation?"
Again, no response except from Mensah:
"Obasanjo, 1976."
The Lecturer snapped at the class; "class, you
should be ashamed. Mensah, who is new to our Country, knows
more about its history than you do." The Lecturer heard a loud whisper: "Ghana must go"
"who said that?" she demanded,
Mensah put his hand up, "Buhari 1984."
At that point, a student in the
back scornfully said; "Hmmm, you think you are smart?"
The Lecturer glared and asked; "All right! Now,
who said that?"
Again, Mensah said, "Babangida to Abiola, 1992."
Now furious, another student
yelled; "Oh yeah! Eat this!" Mensah jumped out of
his chair waving his hand and
shouting to the Lecturer,
"Indian mistress giving an apple to Abacha,
1998"
Now, with almost mob hyseria, someone said; "You little shit. If you say anything
else, I'll kill you."
Mensah frantically yelled at the top of his voice;
"Chris Uba to Ngige, 2004!"
The Lecturer fainted, and as the class gathered
around her on the floor, someone said; "Oh shit, we're in Big trouble now!"
Mensah whispered; "Chimaroke Nnamani,
Ayodele Fayose and Lucky Igbinedon, 2007"
Someone angrily said; "Dont answer him, he is a
fool"
Mensah smiled replied; "Obansanjo to IBB, 2011" ·
Then a student again said we've started this
already,''no going back''
Mensah again said:
''Ibikunle to the students of OAU , 2014''...

Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Shori(m): 3:36am On Nov 07, 2014

Dammytrager:
I hear

Hear well...

Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Dammytrager(m): 7:32am On Nov 07, 2014

UPDATE:178days to go
#Resumption 2014/15 session

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