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Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Nobody: 8:02am On Nov 07, 2014
Timmytimmy and understatement, here's your scenario..

let's assume there's a guy who's really confused (we'll call him confused guy), and he needs answers to two seemingly difficult questions ("what is" and "what is not"wink . Now the answers to these questions can only be provided by two guys (guys A &B).. here's their reply

guy A: that that is, is.
guy B(quickly chips in): that that is not, is not.
confused guy (surprised at how easy the answer was) : is that it ?
guys A & B : it is.


i think this scenario is the most understandable,... until proven wrong. smiley
Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Akejuolusegun(m): 8:41am On Nov 07, 2014
Lolz
Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Olusharp(m): 8:47am On Nov 07, 2014
guys howva naa, any news about the 2nd list..
Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 10:24am On Nov 07, 2014
uumm:
Timmytimmy and understatement, here's your scenario..

let's assume there's a guy who's really confused (we'll call him confused guy), and he needs answers to two seemingly difficult questions ("what is" and "what is not"wink . Now the answers to these questions can only be provided by two guys (guys A &B).. here's their reply

guy A: that that is, is.
guy B(quickly chips in): that that is not, is not.
confused guy (surprised at how easy the answer was) : is that it ?
guys A & B : it is.


i think this scenario is the most understandable,... until proven wrong. smiley
wow...on point!
But I believe the punctuations can be placed in other ways.
Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 10:42am On Nov 07, 2014
Look at this one;
A professor is trying to explain to a student that a situation in their county is quite different from the way that it is in other countries. Let's assume the situation is the authority of the UNO and we will refer to the situation as "that"

Professor: Our situation does not apply in other countries.
Student: How does that not apply there?
Professor: That that is (here) is that that is not (there)
Student:is that it?
Professor: it is.

I hope you you can see that there are alternatives? cheesy
Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by efyzhi(m): 11:47am On Nov 07, 2014
An Igbo man mistakenly sent 2 million naira to a
wrong phone number via Mobile Money Transfer.
He thought of what to do so as to stop the person
from withdrawing the money and he came up with
this: He sent a message to the person's phone
saying. "Hello Dark and Worthy Initiate, I hope u are
ok. I believed u have received the money I sent to
u? It's for your initiation into the Eternal Mystical
Order Of Glorious Satanism in the Ogboni Fraternity
scheduled to take place tomorrow's midnight
12am. That money is only for your transport. I'll
send you more for your shopping. There are riches
awaiting you in this Kingdom. Two weeks after the
initiation, a family member very close to your heart
will die in a mysterious circumstance and another
2 weeks later the next person close to your heart
again will die too, these deaths will unlock your
ticket to wealth, ability to fly at night to any part of
the world, change into all kinds of animal to deliver
your various assignments. Remember to come with
a syringe and needle for drawing your blood every
20 minutes. Please remember that you must not
come a minute late nor a minute earlier because
the Viceroy of Satan will be there himself to
officiate the ceremony. Thanks in advance. But in
case you are not ready to join, please send back
the money otherwise you will die in the next
24hrs". 5 minutes late he got a mobile alert that
his account has been credited with 2 million Naira.
Don't laugh alone, share...
Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by understatement: 11:48am On Nov 07, 2014
Lolz....ur scenarios look "mathematical".....

Punctuation qstns for me though has always been eeny meeny miny moe...
Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Nobody: 12:33pm On Nov 07, 2014
[color=#006600][/color]guys,do knw how one can chek ones admisn stat,witot usin jamb site,cus d jamb site,av already displayed on admsn,n as u knw t dosent display 2,xo i ws wondern f u guys knw an alternativ 4 chekn admsn stat,instead of waitn 4 t 2 b releasd on deir site
Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Dammytrager(m): 5:52pm On Nov 07, 2014
[center]UPDATE:[/center]

Obafemi Awolowo University First semester lectures ends today.
Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by babysmart(f): 6:23pm On Nov 07, 2014
adeshola1:


WAEC MARKING STANDARD

No full stop attracts -1|2.....


So if na me self.... I 4 give am E8 self
but thank God say no b sha
chai dia ris God o
Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by lilcharlo: 5:29am On Nov 08, 2014
please I was referred to McPherson university..... for biochemistry.... is there any other person that was referred too?
Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by comradeGafar: 8:04am On Nov 08, 2014
THIS THREAD is finally 'DEAD'.

1 Like

Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Ladokun12(m): 8:14am On Nov 08, 2014
Does any1 here nos hw to order for innjoo phone frm jumia i nid am badly bt i dnt no hw to
Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Dammytrager(m): 9:16am On Nov 08, 2014
UPDATE:177 days to go
#Resumption 2014/15 academic session
Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 9:35am On Nov 08, 2014
lilcharlo:
please I was referred to McPherson university..... for biochemistry.... is there any other person that was referred too?

I believe this was discussed earlier on this thread.
We don't know for certain but the general consensus is that it's to divert the pressure that students that haven't been admitted have been mounting on the Deans.

Look into it; call the number in the text message and hear what they have to say.
Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by sketcherJ(m): 11:15am On Nov 08, 2014
hello peepz..........team#oaubringbackourlist team#sketcher...love u all....am jxt a young boy wit brains.....hope am not too late for d party............BUT HEY WHERE S EVERYBODY
Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by understatement: 12:57pm On Nov 08, 2014
sketcherJ:
hello peepz..........team#oaubringbackourlist team#sketcher...love u all....am jxt a young boy wit no brains.....hope am not too late for d party............BUT HEY WHERE S EVERYBODY
I like people that are honest to themselves grin
Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by tundeks: 1:26pm On Nov 08, 2014
Ladokun12:
Does any1 here nos hw to order for innjoo phone frm jumia i nid am badly bt i dnt no hw to
Goto dz thread
https://www.nairaland.com/1930934/innjoo-t1-arm-quad-core/11
Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by sketcherJ(m): 3:22pm On Nov 08, 2014
understatement:
I like people that are honest to themselves grin
yes.....no brains but sense...am jxt modest.....and u are?
Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Dammytrager(m): 8:11pm On Nov 08, 2014
comradeGafar:
THIS THREAD is finally 'DEAD'.
who murdered it
Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by adeshola1(m): 9:10pm On Nov 08, 2014
OMOLE OO

#BRINGBACKOURLIST
Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Nobody: 9:35pm On Nov 08, 2014
understatement:
I like people that are honest to themselves grin

Choi!!! cheesy grin
Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by dora7891(f): 11:30pm On Nov 08, 2014
uumm:
Timmytimmy and understatement, here's your scenario..

let's assume there's a guy who's really confused (we'll call him confused guy), and he needs answers to two seemingly difficult questions ("what is" and "what is not"wink . Now the answers to these questions can only be provided by two guys (guys A &B).. here's their reply

guy A: that that is, is.
guy B(quickly chips in): that that is not, is not.
confused guy (surprised at how easy the answer was) : is that it ?
guys A & B : it is.


i think this scenario is the most understandable,... until proven wrong. smiley
BRUH!...... speak in english joh
Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Tushney: 11:48pm On Nov 08, 2014
I believe this thread will come alive when 2nd list is out.........so as for now,I just dey observe cool
Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by sketcherJ(m): 12:27am On Nov 09, 2014
Chiamaka01:


Choi!!! cheesy grin
U are happy cos?miss
Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by sketcherJ(m): 12:43am On Nov 09, 2014
announcement!!! announcement!!!
it is with saddest grief,utmost regret that we announce the death of our thread,due 2 lonliness during her lifetime...@d age of 215..survived by oau 2014/2015 new fresher's list who we were told killed her but still out at large..
but dont lets grief too much cos we were told by our prophetess(tushney) dat she would rise again like our lord jesus christ
ANNOUNCER
Johnny d sketcher 4 d whole family of aspirants
Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Nobody: 12:37pm On Nov 09, 2014
sketcherJ:
U are happy cos?miss

Let me break it down for you. I used a *laughing* emoticon in quoting his post because what he said was funny. Do you understand why, now?
Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 12:49pm On Nov 09, 2014
Chiamaka01:


Let me break it down for you. I used a *laughing* emoticon in quoting his post because what he said was funny. Do you understand why, now?

grin should I bring boxing gloves or a flame thrower?
Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 12:50pm On Nov 09, 2014
sketcherJ:
U are happy cos?miss

Molotov cocktail or taser? grin
Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Benvolio(m): 1:50pm On Nov 09, 2014
helo family! !

1 Like

Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Tushney: 4:20pm On Nov 09, 2014
sketcherJ:
announcement!!! announcement!!!
it is with saddest grief,utmost regret that we announce the death of our thread,due 2 lonliness during her lifetime...@d age of 215..survived by oau 2014/2015 new fresher's list who we were told killed her but still out at large..
but dont lets grief too much cos we were told by our prophetess(tushney) dat she would rise again like our lord jesus christ
ANNOUNCER
Johnny d sketcher 4 d whole family of aspirants

lol grin
Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by OAUTemitayo: 5:29pm On Nov 09, 2014
still on the street hustling.
Pray we all get admitted.

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