If animals and insects were on Facebook...We'll be having posts and comments like......

1. MOSQUITO's WALL POST:
Finally PHCN don off light,Blood sucking things
COMMENTS:
(a) Bleep up, dey don on gen for my end
(b) Abeg bros which area you dey? My people don fleet house

2. DOG's WALL POST:
Na wa oh.....
I never even stay reach 5mins All these Calabar people don dey eye me..*Ghost mode activated,Them no go see me*,Escaping things on my mind
COMMENTS: My neighbor na Calabar too,The man eyes no good for where dogs dey...I go bite am soon

3. RAT's WALL POST:
Omo na die I dey oh...No food for my master kitchen,Na them books go hear am nah,dem think say I come them house to watch TV abi?
COMMENT: Your master stingy, disown am jor...

4. CHICKEN's WALL POST:
On the 1st of December,I'll be traveling for one month,If you need my attention,Enter bush I no fit shout..All these xtians no be em at all
COMMENT: No be only you oh,I dey migrate too

5. HE-GOAT's WALL POST:
Heat mood activated,Any she-goat online for sex chat?
COMMENTS:
(a) She-goat. @He-goat you're a capital BIG fool
(b) He-goat. @She-goat, pretender,as if you no dey feel Hot,Carry your smelling backside comot for post joor!!mtchewww!!

6. COCK's WALL POST:
All these hen go dey run like say dey no wan do,But if you catch them,dem go bend quickly set for doggy style.
COMMENT: Your own better nah, you dey catch them,the ones for my area na fast and furious,I don pursue tire....

7. RAM WALL POST:
As Sallah don finish so na happy I happy,Na church I run to,Na blood of Jesus I take cover myself....

Nice one