Sunday Emmy Ogenerunor
Joke of the day!
If animals and insects were on
facebook, we'll
be having posts and comments like......
1. MOSQUITO WALL POST:
Finally PHCN don off light, blood
sucking
things.
COMMENTS:
(a) Bleep up, dey don on gen for my
end.
(b) Abeg bros which area you dey? My
people
don fleet house.
2. DOG WALL POST:
Na wa oh..... I never even stay reach
5mins, all
these calabar people don dey eye me.
*Ghost
mode activated, them no go see me*
escaping things on my mind.
COMMENTS: My neighbour na calabar
too. The
man eyes no good for where dogs
dey... I go
bite am soo.
3. RAT WALL POST:
Omo na die I dey oh..... No food for
my master
kitchen. Na ehm books go hear am
nah. Ehn
think say I come ehm house to watch
tv abi?
COMMENT: Your master stingy, disown
am jor.
4. CHICKEN WALL POST:
On the 1st of Dec. I'll be traveling for
one
month, if you need my attention, enter
bush I
no fit shout. All these xtians no be em
at all.
COMMENT: No be only you oh, I dey
migrate
too.
5. HE-GOAT WALL POST:
Heat mood activated, any she-
goatonline for
sex chat?
COMMENTS:
(a) She-goat. @He-goat you're a capital
BIG
fool.
(b) He-goat. @She-goat, pretender, as
if you
no dey feel Hot. Carry your smelling
backside comot for post jor.
6. COCK WALL POST:
All these hen go dey run like say dey
no wan
do. But if you catch them, dem go
bend
quickly, set for doggy style.
COMMENT: Your own better nah, you
dey catch
them. The ones for my area na fast
and
furious. I don pursue tire....
7. RAM WALL POST:
As Salah don dey reach, na
churchthings
from now on. (blood of Jesus go cover
me)....
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