A prof decided 2 enter a ship 1day, while on their way prof ask d capt if he knows biology d capt say no wot of zoology d capt said no, out of anger d prof said wot do u no, u will die of illiteracy. Wen dey got to 2 d midle of d sea d ship started 2 sink,so d capt ask d prof do u no swiminology? D prof said no,d capt then said, cos crockodiology wil eat ur headiolgy nd u wit ur knowledgology cos of ur badmouthology. One word for d capt